بخش 01

Junior

Yes, Mum?

Have you seen your father?

Dad went to get water

Hey, wait for me Pass it, come on

Come on Quickly

Hmm?

Hmm

Ha-ha-ha Bet l scared you, right?

Now tell the truth

The hairs on my neck are all standing on end

Hmm

What was I supposed to do?

I know

Yes Yeah

All right

Oh

Oops

Hey-ho, Giselle

Hmm men

Did you see that?

Yes, but what was that?

Only hard-as-a-rock, sun-dried hyena poo-poo

Oh, l see

Fini

Well how do l look?

Erm Uh

Totally chic Unbelievable

Darling, this is a work of art

I call it “Macaroni and Cheese”

It would suit you too, Giselle

A neck wax wouldn’t hurt, either

No, thanks

Hmm

Mm-hmm

It’s a matter of concentration

Yes, clearly

And the perfect wind conditions

Naturally

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Aw

Billy?

Yoo-hoo, my turtle dove

What are you doing?

Hello, Bonnie You look lovely

We’re, erm What are we doing?

Walking around, thinking, talking

Hitting hyena poo into a hole

That as well

I was just going to tell you

You hit hyena poo-poo into a hole?

With a stick

Oh, with a stick

Bingo

Interesting

And who thought that up?

Me l thought that up

I thought so

What were you supposed to do today, hmm?

Supposed to do today, supposed to do

Uh Socrates, do you know?

You were to get water

Oh, that’s right

Oh, Billy

I really think you are and always will be a scatterbrain

But l sure love you

This is serious

Er don’t tell me

You went to a beauty salon

Hmm?

It’ll grow out lt’s a law of nature

I didn’t say a thing

Stop acting like such a fool

The water that flows down the mountain It should have got here by now

I’ll play the water down here with my drum

Mm?

Many world politicians and economic leaders have gathered for the 167th Climate Conference Here to the north they’ve all come, as these brave officials examine the dramatic effects of global warming

Quick, the buffet’s getting cold

Peter Cook reporting from Thule, Greenland, the gateway to the Arctic

This was a wonderful day, Winifred

I’ve heard you say that for exactly 714 years

Know what?

Of course I know

It’s our wedding anniversary, and l wouldn’t have wanted to miss a single day

Captain Sir, l believe that we’ve run aground

Hmm, what? Run aground?

Bah, something is moving all-righty Yes

My dear, the time has come for us to be getting on our way once more

You know what, pal?

Getting out while the getting’s good is good

AAH

Here’s to you, jumping buddy

My name’s Toby What do they call you?

Tell you what, I’m gonna call you Smiley

Oh, crikey Strong stuff, mate

Cheers

You know, Smiley, life’s just too stressful here

How does an ocean cruise sound?

The high life on the high seas

You know, relax

Just really stretch out