بخش 02

Good Now smile

Soon, you’ll be braising in a choice Burgundy

You pathetic worm

Death to the tyrants

Now, look at what I’ve done

I’ve forgotten the garlic

Don’t run away, l’ll be back soon

Ooh la la

Huh

It’s liberty or death

Vive la France

Adieu

A chicken

Hello and welcome

My name is Winifred

And l, Winston

The name’s Toby

Charles Pleasure to make your acquaintance

With whom do l have the honneur

This is my friend Smiley

Things got a little bit steamy back in the bush, so we thought we’d take ourselves on a holiday to cool off

First it was just me and Smiley, but then old Sushi climbed aboard

Euh, Sushi

That’s my name

Yes Well, then, carry on, my fearless marsupial

And then, four weeks out to sea, we met the tortoises, and since then we’ve had a plan Ah, a plan is good

Euh, what plan

The migratory birds who used to visit us on our island in the summer told us of a paradise of wonder

Far away from mankind

Ah, oui, a charming idea

What a stroke of luck that you ‘ave met me l will lead you

La mer

Les a bercés

Le long des golfes clairs

Et d’une chanson d’amour

La mer

A bercé mon coeur

Pour la vie

Our supplies are just about gone

The water holes are running dry

Now that you mention it, my throat does feel rather dry

Oh, without water we’re lost

And without water we’ll die

My stress levels are through the roof

I’m having an anxiety attack

I’ll shut up

Well, l’ll just consult with the oracle

An oracle consult This could be good

O mighty oracle

We humbly seek your advice in this time of great fear and uncertainty

Tell us, when will the water come

I would advise you now, more than ever, to keep the oracle in good humour

Aw

That tree trunk just ate our last bunch of bananas

Harrumph The water will come

when it comes, l suppose

The water’s coming

The cup falls down the well until it breaks

What in the world is that supposed to mean

Please, Billy, you’re insulting the oracle

If the water doesn’t come, we have to find it

Not stand here talking to a driedup tree

Did you just call me a driedup tree

That guy has got some nerve Loser

You offended the oracle

It won’t speak to us any more

That was slick, loser

Hey My dad’s no loser

Humph

Comrades

Each one of us ‘as tragically lost their ‘ome, their friends, their family

Stolen from under our noses

And now, comrades, we will find ourselves a new place to live

One where there is no place for man

Blaah

Spoken with conviction

Heads up, folks

Now, that’s some stress hormone

We ‘ave all crossed the Seven Seas in nothing more than a rusty bathtub

We ‘ave weathered the most terrible storms and evil of winds

We are so close to our goal Allons

Raaaah

You put your right foot in

You put your right foot out

You put your right foot in

And you shake it all about

You do the hokeypokey

And you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about

You put your left foot in

Euh Beyond those rocks, my friends, lies paradise

We are now ever so close to reaching our goal

You do the hokeypokey

And you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about

My dad is the best dad in the world

He is gonna bring us water from the water hole

He’ll fight the rhinos, kick the buffalo and chase away the elephants

Whoa, dream on

Your dad’s a zero Get real

Hmm

And not to mention

Mention what

Hmm

All other meerkats have a light coat except for him

I guess my dad’s just one of a kind

Note to self: Get water

Piece of cake

First shoo the buffalo away, then fight off the rhinos and then stop the elephants from drinking us dry Hey, Billy Psst

If you let them drink first and leave the water hole in a good mood, it’s safer

Giselle Please, don’t panic

Just take a good look at that idiot squad

Zero intelligence

If they were any more clueless, their heads would explode

Really

Chino wants a drink

And Chino’s gonna have a drink

Boys, let’s have a drink

Hey, I didn’t hear anyone say you could have the first drink

You talking to me

Are you talking to meunicorn

Did that guy just call me a unicorn

One sip and I’ll be watching the buzzards pick your bones in the blinding sun

Chino drinks when he wants to, si

Oh, yeah

Then just try it and you’ll see

Yeah, in your dreams, pizzaface

Afternoon

Cannonball

Hmm

OK

What’s a hundred tons of raw meat compared to a little natural charm

Of a meek, weak, cheeky

little freak

Stay calm and smile

Big toothy grin

Distract them

Hey, look over there

And discreetly fill the

And a little more for Daddy

You’ve got a problem, huh

Carrot top

Carrot top

Excuse me, who’s talking to you, lightweight