5بخش

Wow, the air feels strange.

Diego?

What?

Finally!

We have superpowers!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm.

I suggest we all stay away from the trees.

Sure, no problem.

It’s not like we’re in a forest.

Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.

Good thing we’re all here to help each other.

Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.

There they are!

Right out in the open.

How stupid can you be?

Come on, kids.

Dive!

Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.

No friction.

Got it.

Yup.

Cool beans.

Friction is what now?

Oh, no.

Come on!

Let’s get out of here.

Hurry, Granny.

Don’t you hurry me.

I’ve been struck by lightning more times.

Ahh!

Granny!

than you’ve had hot breakfasts.

Peaches!

Julian, don’t move!

I have an idea.

I’m coming, sweetheart!

Julian, why aren’t you helping her?

Wait! No, Manny, she.

Uh, what are you guys doing?

Helping?

What would “not helping” look like?

Hey, zapheads!

Manny, get ready to run.

Come on, let’s go!

Everybody make it?

Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny.

Aw, shoot!

I’m out of fingers.

Buck.

Where’s Buck?

Do you hear that?

A baby!

There’s a baby in there!

Buck, wait! It’s too dangerous.

He’s gone.

I can’t believe it.

Don’t know how we’ll go on without you, Buck.

All right, let’s go.

It’s Buck!

I got you.

Don’t worry, I got you.

There you are.

There.

Say hi, everyone.

Huh?

Isn’t she gorgeous?

How can he tell it’s a she?

Such a good little poochie-woochie.

Just to be clear, that’s a pumpkin, right?

She has a little jaundice, but I think she’ll be okay.

Yes, you will.

I think I’ll call you Bronwyn.

Um, little buddy?

We need you back on planet Earth.

While it’s still here. Okay?

Right you are, mammal.

Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid?

You do!

Okay, mammals.

Let’s stop here for the night.

Stop?

What about the whole end of the world collision thing?

Oh, asteroid’s still a day off.

And like my grandfather used to say Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.

Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream?

I need my foot cream.

Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.

You are so funny, J.

Stop!

You’re funny.

Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.

Hasta manana, J-man.

What was that?

What was what?

Oh, that!

It’s a cool way to peace out.

Julian taught it to me.

Well, I’m glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.

He’s a good kid, Manny.

I like his philosophy.

Give him a chance.

Bond with him.

So light ‘em up, up, up

Light ‘em up, up, up

Light ‘em up, up, up I’m on fire

Bonding!

That’s a good idea!

Oh, right.

Got you.

You take Julian.

I got an idea for Peaches.

Hey, Bro-Kid.

Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?

Okay.

Instead of that how about a game before bedtime?

No way!

You want to play a game with me?

Wow!

What is honored times 1,000?

No!

Times one million?

Cause whatever that equals, is how honored I am.

So, is that a yes?

Yes, that’s a yes.

It’s the most yes!

It’s like yes with a bunch of s’s so it’s like yessssssssssssssssssss.

Great!

I’ll see you on the ice!

Happy?

Oh, boy.

So, do you think you’re ready to go out roaming on your own?

I won’t be alone.

I’ll have Julian.

Sure.

But with asteroids flying no home to speak of and absolutely no support system do you think you’ll be ready for this?

I’m a wittle baby.

Imagine.

You’re in the woods, looking for food and your baby gets sick. What do you do?

No!

Jiggling makes her feel worse!

Oh, no!

Now your older toddler has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.

Mommy, hold me!

Now your babies are crying.

You have no food and then you come face to face with a rabid beast!

I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies.

And there’s an arsonist on the loose.

How are you going to handle all this without our help?

Peaches, out!

That’s just the easy stuff.

There’s a lot more we still need to cover.

Uh.

Baby made a poopie.

I’m a method actor, so I will need to be changed.

Oh!

So close!

These pucks go fast.

Just watch the puck all the way into the stick.

Oh!

I did it!

Too bad you and Peaches are moving away.

If you stayed, we could do this all the time.

Okay.

Show me the heat!

I’m like a hockey ninja!

Hey, Peaches!

Looks like you got a new hockey partner to replace your dad.

Oh, no.

Julian!

Such a mystery why he wants to move far away.

I didn’t mean to do it.

It’s not my fault the kid has no reflexes.

How could you do that to him?

I thought you liked Julian.

I do like Julian.

Well, you don’t act like it.

When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle.

Or worse, a target.

But I see a sweet guy who’s trying his hardest to impress you.

Peaches.

No!

Both of you, just stop!

If we survive, I’m still getting married and I’m still leaving home.

Whether you’re happy for me or not.

Don’t give me that look. She said both.

That means you, too.

And this riddle asteroid went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.

Hey.

Because Daddy and his friends saved the world.

And if that pterodactyl don’t fly

Daddy’s gonna blind his remaining eye

Sweet dreams, little one.

Lucky pumpkin!

It must be nice to have a loving father.

Whoo.

Okay, here we go.

You can do this, Roger.

Yay!

Kidnapping!

Look I’m sorry.

It’s not me.

I would never do something like this.

It’s my father.

He’s crazy.

I can’t believe he pulled it off!

Way to go, dum-dum!

Thanks, Dad.

Whatever!

I could’ve done the same thing.

Well, well.

Looks like you’re not stopping that asteroid now, are you, weasel?

Huh?

That’s not the weasel.

That’s.

I don’t know what that is.

Hmm.

Is it my time, angel?

Time for what?

I’m coming to the light.

Can’t wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.

Ahh!

Get it off!

Get it off!

Get it off!

Go help your sister.

But, Dad.

Demon angel!

Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.

And that’s how it’s done.

Hello?

Angel?

Am I in heaven?

It’s so dark and squishy in here.

Huh?

Oh, no!

I can still see the light.

Pop!

I’ll save you.

Hello!

Oh, well.

Probably for the best.

Yeah, probably.

Definitely.

Crikey!

Good gravy, Buck.

What have you done?

All right, mammals.

Time to get moving.

Now let’s not linger on this, but, yes I read the tablet wrong.

The asteroid is a lot closer.

Wait a second.

Where’s Granny?

Oh. Granny?

Oh, Granny?

Maybe she wandered off?

Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck?

Yes!

And maybe she was abducted by homicidal 30-foot dino-birds seeking revenge on me.

All good theories.

I’m going to go with the puck.

I knew it!

So this whole time we’ve been chased by giant dino-birds?

Oh, only three!

I didn’t want to damage morale.

Right. Because before this, we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.

Wait a second.

I’ve got her scent.

Come on!

Mammals, we’ve made it!

The crash site.

This must be what’s left of the previous asteroid.

Uh, Buck?

Your space rocks!

We could definitely divert the asteroid with a magnet that size!

I mean that thing is enormous.

It’s massive, it’s going to be impossible to get off the ground.

It’s entirely possible.

In a way that we don’t know about yet.

But what about the dino-birds?

And what about Granny?

Nothing.

I’m sorry, Sid.

Oh, Granny.

My sweet, malicious Granny.

Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first?

Why?

I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice shrieking from the afterlife.

Granny’s alive!

And she’s in trouble!

Granny?

Granny? Granny?

Is she okay?

Uh, I’m not sure.

Unhand my Granny!

You do and you don’t get a tip.

Making this beautiful sloth happy is all the payment I need.

You see?

Hunky bunny gets it.

Granny!

There’s a bunny living in the asteroid?

Did not see that coming.

Wait till you see this!

Yeah!

Catching mad air on the half-pipe!

This is crazy.

Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull’s-eye?

Doesn’t look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.

I can’t believe it!

Visitors!

We’ve never had visitors.

Somebody pinch me.

Or should I pinch you?

Wait, I’ll pinch both of us.

Did I hit my head?

What’s happening here?

I sure hope this isn’t a.

Oh!

dream!

This guy?

For real?

Whatever.

Hello, handsome.

I’m Brooke.

Ooh.

Such exquisite bone structure.

Such a strong jaw.

I’m getting butterflies!

I’m getting nauseous.

Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection but we’re kind of in a hurry.

If we don’t do something fast that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.

Oh.

That sounds urgent.

I better take you to him.

Who’s him?

Your leader?

He is our everything.

He sees all.

He knows all.

And smells amazing!

Okay.

He sounds great.

Let’s go!

Brilliant.

Right this way.

Whoo-hoo!

Yes!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times.

But allow your spirit to roam free in Geotopia.

I have a good feeling about this.

Maybe he’ll be able to help us.

She did say he knows all.

And all’s a lot!

Here he is.

The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!

Is that a llama?

I hate llamas.

They spit and smell.

So does she.

So do we!

Greetings, mammals!

The Shangri Llama will see you now.

Ooh.

Wonderful.

So where is he?

He is here.

Talking to you.

Oh, I get it.

He’s a ventriloquist and you’re the dummy.

No, you’re the dummy.

No, you’re the dummy.

No, you’re the dummy.

This is the guy that’s going to save us.

Look within. You’re the dummy.

Disgusting!

Loved that!

New topic.

We’re all about to die.

Well, that’s no good. Stress is a killer.

Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds.

Downward Dog!

Uh.

Seriously?

I’ll wait.

I have all the time in the world.

Actually, you don’t have all the time in the world.

None of us do.

You see, there’s this thing in the sky.

Oh.

That blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute?

What about it?

Seems fine to me.

With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that’s an asteroid.

It’s magnetically attracted to this place and it’s heading straight for us.

It must desire our magnetic crystals.

Well, who can blame it?

They’re really quite something.

Did you know their power grants eternal youth?

I am over 400 years old.

Mmm-hmm.

That’s not possible.

Sure it is.

I’m 326!

Whoo!

Huh?

You don’t look a day over 275.

We are young, happy and safe.

And we always will be.

Thanks to Geotopia!

Kudos.

It is lovely.

Now, let’s figure out a way to launch it into space!

I’m sorry.

You want to destroy our home?

It’ll be destroyed either way.

But if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere we can change the asteroid’s path and save everyone.

What do you say?

Caterpillar!

So, is that a yes?

You are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine.

Shangri Llama, how are we gonna.

Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly.

Mashed Potato.

Your flexibility is a sight to behold.

Now how the devil are we going to launch these crystals?

You can’t.

It’s impossible.

Whoo!

I am bushed.

Awesome meeting you guys.

Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever.

Hmm.

That’s it.

He was our last hope.

We’re doomed.

Yeah.

All we got was a free yoga class.

On that subject could you help me, please?

My nose is dangerously close to my butt.

Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?

I’m in here, too.

Hey, don’t cry.

Look on the bright side.

We get to see our lives flash before our eyes.

That means I get to fall in love with you all over again.

Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing.

We did a good job raising her.

She’s stronger than we know.

Two days ago, I’d have given anything to keep her with us.

Now I’d give anything just to see her get married, and leave home.

Play with her kids, dance with her husband.

Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.

It was a good one, wasn’t it?

Our life?

You, me, and Peaches.

The best.

Oh, Brooke.

You’re so pretty.

You take my lisp away.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

I try.

But usually they run away too fast.

Oh, you’re such a romantic.

Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward but will you be my mate for life?

Oh, Brooke, I don’t know what to say.

It’s only been twelve minutes.

What took you so long?

Yes!

This has been the best last day on Earth ever.

A diamond!

I need a diamond!

Where can I find a.

Oh!

Perfect.

No, no, no.

Sid, sweetie, don’t do that.

Nonsense.

Only the best for my one true love.

No, no, no!

Oaf!

Simpleton!

Nincompoop!

You talking to her or me?

That wall was the one thing keeping us young.

Now we’re all doomed!

Doomed!

And now, I think I have a fever.

Thank you so much, doofus!

Hey!

Easy there, Llama!

This is the doofus of my dreams.

He meant well.

Oh, he meant well.

Who cares?

So much for serenity.

300 years of peace and harmony undone by one colossally, incredibly stupendously stupid sloth!

Oh, Brooke.

You guys got old.

Whatever we had, it’s over.

That’s what happens when you date a cougar.

I’m really sorry, Mr. Llama.

Sorry.

Sorry?

Sorry doesn’t fix the wall now, does it, you little I need a bubble bath or a massage.

Who knows acupuncture?

I need to let my anger out.

Let it out!

I’ve been pent up too long.

I want to hit something.

Someone give me their face.

That’s it!

Pent-up energy.

Earth’s most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us.

Who?

Spitty McGee here?

The volcano!

That’s our magnet launcher.

All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.

That’s a crazy plan!

You’re a crazy plan.

That doesn’t even make any sense.

And what are you?

A professor of logic?

Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow.

You see?

Tremendous pressure leads to a tremendous explosion.

And you call yourself a professor.

Right.

We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.

What?

No!

I’m not giving you my crystals.

We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.

May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.

No, you may not.

It came from the sky, and now it’s time to give it back.

Is not!

Is too, you old coot.

Change isn’t easy, but it’s part of life.

It’s time for us to embrace it again.

Whether you like it or not.

Not!

Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt!

So either get on board or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way.

Come on, everybody.

Grab every crystal you can find.

Totally, let’s do it!

And remember, lift with your legs.

Too late.

Listen up, planetary defense team.

Step one, build pressure inside the volcano by sealing the vents.

No steam can escape.

If there’s a leak the pressure is weak.

Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals into the volcano.

They’ve got to be launched sky high to pull the asteroid off course.

Heave!

Heave!

Tell that asteroid Uh-uh.

Whoo!

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This is it, friends.

Down the hatch.

Every crystal counts.

Good news, everyone!

We’re six minutes ahead of schedule.

Somebody up there likes us.