بخش 05

We made it! We’re finally going to get home!

Oh, no! These Facts and Opinions look so similar.

Don’t worry about it. Happens all the time.

On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an F.

Well, why don’t we quit standing around and do something?

Like what, genius?

Like quitting. That’s what I’m doing.

Sure it’s the coward’s way out. But this coward’s gonna survive.

Emotions can’t quit, genius!

I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

What is it? Nothing.

Just the best idea ever. What?

All the good Core Memories were made in Minnesota.

Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more.

Tada! Wait, wait, wait.

You’re saying we run away?

Well, I wouldn’t call it that.

I’d call it the Happy Core Memory Development program.

You can’t be serious.

Hey! Our life was perfect until Mom and Dad decided to move to San Fran Stinktown.

I mean, it’s just so drastic!

Need I remind you of how great things were there?

Our room? Our back yard? Our friends?

TripleDent gum Will make you smile

Did I ask for the gum commercial?

Anyway, it was better, that’s my point.

Yeah, Riley was happier in Minnesota.

Wait. Hold on. Shouldn’t we just sleep on this or something?

Fine. Let’s sleep on it.

Because, hey, I’m sure jolly funfilled times are just around the corner.

Hey, hey! Why aren’t we moving?

Riley’s gone to sleep. We’re all on break.

You mean we’re stuck here until morning?

Yeah, the Train of Thought doesn’t run while she’s asleep.

We can’t wait that long. How about we wake her up?

Sadness, that’s ridiculous! How could we possibly…

How about we wake her up?

Great idea, Joy. Thanks. Come on!

This place is huge!

Yeah, it looks so much smaller than I expected.

I Can Fly? I love that one!

Rainbow Unicorn! She’s right there!

My friend says you’re famous. She wants your autograph.

No, no, Sadness, don’t bother Miss Unicorn, okay?

Sorry, she’s from out of town. That was so embarrassing, right?

I loved you in Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7.

Okay, bye. I love you!

Wonder what that means.

Well, let’s go in.

Set up the classroom set! Today’s memories are in!

We’ve got a lot to work with here.

Riley dumped her best friend, had a miserable day at school, and quit hockey.

The writers have put together a killer script!

Just because Joy and Sadness are gone, I have to do stupid Dream Duty.

Okay. How are we going to wake her up?

Well, she wakes up sometimes when she has a scary dream.

We could scare her.

Scare her? No, she’s been through enough already.

But, Joy… Sadness, you may know your way around down here, but I know Riley.

We’re gonna make her so happy, she’ll wake up with exhilaration.

We’ll excite her awake!

That’s never happened before.

Riley loves dogs. Put this on.

I don’t think that’ll work.

Bing Bong? Yeah?

Don’t let anything happen to these. Got it.

Add the reality distortion filter.

Love it. Remember, play to the camera, everyone!

Riley is the camera!

Makeup, get out of there, we are on in five, four, three…

Hello, class.

Before we begin today’s pop quiz…

Man, she is one bad actress.

…which counts for 90% of your final grade,

I want to introduce our new student. Riley.

Would you like to stand up and introduce yourself? Camera.

And cue Riley.

My name is Riley Andersen.

I’m from Minnesota and now I live here.

Look! Her teeth are falling out!

That’s disgusting. Gross!

Teeth falling out. Yeah, I’m used to that one.

Let me guess, we have no pants on.

Hey, look! She came to school with no pants on!

Called it!

Ready?

I don’t think this happy thing is going to work. But if we scare her…

Just follow my lead. Here we go.

Bark! Bark! Bark!

Who is that?

What’s going on?

You’re on! Go!

Let’s party! Let’s dance!

Hey, a party.

Bark, bark, bark!

Joy, this isn’t working.

Sadness, what are you doing? Come back here!

It’s just a dream, it’s just a dream. It’s just a dream.

They’re trying to wake her up. Call security!

Hi, Riley, it’s me!

Who’s your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong?

Bing Bong, Bing Bong! Sadness, stop! It was working!

Sadness! You are ruining this dream! You’re scaring her!

But look, it’s working!

They are not part of this dream. Get them!

Stop right there!

Pan away! Pan away!

Pick a plotline!

Careful! Hold still!

You can’t do this!

I know people in Headquarters!

Cut that out! Please!

Do you like candy? You look hungry. I get you candy! No!

No, no. No, no!

There go the Core Memories!

I can’t go in there! I’m scared of the dark! Please!

Come on.

What is this place? The Subconscious.

It’s where they take all the troublemakers.

My hat feels loose.

How do we get in?

Let me see. You got my hat? Or is that your hat?

Yeah, it’s my hat. You sure? Look in the label.

Yeah, it says, “My hat.” Wait, it says, “My hat”?

My hat, it says. That’s what I wrote in my hat.

What are you talking about? You’ve got my hat on.

Okay, but it’s my handwriting.

Hey! You! You caught us!

Get back in there! No escaping!

I don’t like it here. It’s where they keep Riley’s darkest fears.

It’s broccoli.

The stairs to the basement!

Grandma’s vacuum cleaner!

Okay, come on.

Would you walk quieter? I’m trying.

What is going…

Candy wrappers?

Bing Bong! Joy?

There you are.

It’s Jangles.

Who’s the birthday girl? Who’s the birthday girl?

Do you have the Core Memories?

Yeah. All he cared about was the candy!

We’re out of here! Let’s get to that train!

Wait! The train’s not running. We still have to wake up Riley.

But how?

Oh, no!

Hey, Sadness. Did you hear about the party they were having?

Yeah. Yes, Joy. Isn’t it a birthday party?

Did you say birthday?

And there’s going to be cake and presents.

And games and balloons…

A birthday?

Okay. Follow us!

Nothing like a good scare to wake you up, right?

Okay, but it’s my handwriting.

No it isn’t. That’s my… I wrote that.

No, but this one’s my handwriting.

Who’s the birthday girl?

Come on, let’s go!

We made it!

Guess who’s on their way to Headquarters!

We are!

What is going on? He did it again!

We were at school, and we were naked, and there was a dog, and his back half was chasing him and then we saw Bing Bong!

You idiot! It was a dream! This is ridiculous!

We can’t even get a good night’s sleep anymore.

Time to take action.

Stupid Mom and Dad.

If they hadn’t moved us, none of this would’ve happened.

Who’s with me?

No.

Yeah. Let’s do it.

She took it. There’s no turning back.

So how are we going to get to Minnesota from here?

Well, why don’t we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?

Hey. That sounds nice.

We’re taking the bus, nitwit!

There’s a bus leaving tomorrow. Perfect!

A ticket costs money. How do we get money?

Mom’s purse. You wouldn’t.

But I would. Where was it we saw it last?

TripleDent gum No!

It’s downstairs somewhere. Mom and Dad got us into this mess.

They can pay to get us out.

How about this, huh? Isn’t this nice? You can see everything from up here.

Look, there’s Inductive Reasoning. There’s Déja Vu.

There’s Language Processing. There’s Déja Vu.

There’s Critical Thinking. There’s Déja Vu.

Hey, look at this, guys! Memories!

Hey. That was a good idea. About scaring Riley awake.

You’re not so bad.

Really?

Nice work.

I can’t wait to get the old Riley back.

As soon as we get there, I’m going to fix this whole mess.

Is this Riley?

She’s so big now. She won’t fit in my rocket.

How are we gonna get to the moon?

It’s that time in the twisty tree, remember?

The hockey team showed up and Mom and Dad were there cheering.

Look at her, having fun and laughing.

I love this one.

I love that one, too.

Atta girl! Now you’re getting it!

Yeah. It was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game.

Riley missed the winning shot. She felt awful. She wanted to quit.

Sorry. I went sad again, didn’t I?

I’ll tell you what. We can keep working on that when we get back. Okay?

Okay.

But I just don’t understand.

Why did our moving van even go to Texas?

Multiple customers?

Well, we were promised delivery on the fifth.

Excuse me, isn’t there any way that you can rush it?