بخش 02

Blitznak!

Without the reserve engines, this ship is stupid and useless.

Just like you.

Who am I kidding?

You’re right.

I couldn’t hold on to a single one of those experiments.

You still got me, your faithful sandwich making pal.

Yes.

I noticed the little

Earth girl never captured you.

I guessed the one place I belonged was with my blubberbutt buddy Gantu.

Maybe that was my problem all along.

What?

Your blubber butt?

Gantu?

So, we’re taking the old two man shuttle, huh?

Hey, you want I should fix a picnic lunch for the trip?

There’s only room for two on the two man shuttle, me and Dr Hamsterviel.

I’m breaking him out of prison.

What?

This is my last chance to redeem myself.

If I succeed, my future is secured.

What about my future?

How am I supposed to pay the bills?

Why not make sandwiches?

It’s all you’re good at.

Maybe I will!

Fine.

You’re gonna miss my egg salad!

Not enough mayonnaise and too much dill weed.

What did you call me?

Primitive Earth science.

Jumba, what was your old lab like?

Galaxy Defence Industries.

Stateofart genetic accelerator.

Endless uburnium energy supply.

Everything little boy Jumba ever dreamed of having in evil genius laboratory!

But popcorn power is good too.

Welcome, students, to Earthiana 101.

Quiet, class.

Quiet!

Plooka, spit out that gum!

Lenlu, stop playing with your antenna.

Pleakley.

Aah!

Oh, Lilo!

Don’t pay any attention to me.

I wasn’t pretending to be a professor of Earth Studies, just like I dreamed of since before I could walk on three legs.

Not at all!

I was just brushing my tongues!

BRB.

Scrump, have I ever told you the story of the Lonely Rooster?

Once there was a rooster named Pancake.

He was lonely.

So he went to the beach to make friends.

He made friends with a shell named Paula and an empty can of soda named Jimmy and a piece of a broken surfboard named Steve.

They were good friends and had fun playing together.

But then one day a big wave splashed over the whole beach and washed Paula and Jimmy and Steve away.

Pancake was sad that his friends were gone.

But Pancake was never lonely again, because he could always remember them.

The end.

Lilo, are you OK?

Scrump and I are getting used to the way things used to be.

So, you’re letting them go.

They’ll say they want to stay, but it’s just because they don’t want me to be sad.

They’ll be OK without me, right?

Oh, Lilo.

You’re showing so much aloha spirit letting them go.

And the aloha you give will always come back to you. It’s like a circle.

Aloha means hello, but it also means goodbye.

It’s hard to say goodbye.

I know, baby.