بخش 05

He sounds too blue to fly

A midnight train

Is whining low

I’m so lonesome I could cry

Did you ever see

A robin weep

When leaves began to die?

That means he’s lost

The will to live

I’m so lonesome I could cry

The silence

Of a falling star

Lights up a purple sky

And as I wonder

Where you are

I’m so lonesome I could cry

I’m so lonesome

I could cry

Perhaps other side is less depressing.

Jumba! Dr Hamsterviel!

I see I have found you recollecting misty musical recollections.

Why are you no longer on asteroid of inescapable prison?

No prison can contain me!

I mean, I am fully reformed. Out on parole.

I heard you were opening up the old shop. So I am thinking.

maybe we could work together again.

Remember the old days? You creating experiments,

I funding them with my shady business deals.

No. Oh, come on!

Graduating together from Evil Genius U?

Our first business together?

What about creating our first experiment? You remember Shrink?

25 years of partnership, and you did nothing but cheat Jumba,

embarrass Jumba, steal from Jumba,

and finally fink on Jumba to Galactic Federation.

For you, I wouldn’t create piece of dry toast!

Very well, then. You leave me no choice

but to forcibly force you to make a new experiment by force!

By force! By force! That was your cue! Sorry.

Now, Jumba, I will explain this only once and oh, so patiently.

I want to order a new version of 626.

Make him with extra destructive capabilities but easy on the fluffy.

And I don’t like blue.

So make him resplendent red to match my cape, and make him to go!

Jumba makes genius experiments, not fast food.

Would take years just to create design.

Well, what about this one?

Is it done? Is it finished? Can’t be rushing evil genius.

Answer it. But none of your notsofunny funny business.

Galaxy Defence Industries, where DNA stands for Do Not Ask.

Jumba! Pleakley!

Eh, is bad time. I’m sorry.

It’s just that, well. I just miss you so much!

I mean I just happen to be in your quadrant, so I thought,

maybe I’ll drop by.

Enough! Hang up! No.

No? But don’t you miss your Aunt Pleakley?

No! I’m wearing the wig.

No! Not coming by. Never coming by!

Never wanting seeing you again. Yeah? Well, me neither!

What I meant when I said I miss you so much and can I visit?

was I don’t miss you at all

and I never want to see you ever again ever either!

Is truly evil! Making Jumba pretend to be mean to Pleakley.

Just finish my experiment.

Am putting finishing touchesnow.

Why are you playing that annoyingly folksy folk music?

To annoy experiment. Is making him more evil, yes?

Oh, good idea. More evil is good.

He’s so beautiful in his ugly nastiness.

Perhaps I will mimic the little Earth girl

and name you with your very own name.

I shall call you Spike!

She already used that one. Very well. Kicks.

Used it. Slugger.

Done. Cannonball?

He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves.

Why not just call it 627?

You already made 627. I did?

Shut up! I am naming the naming here. I’ll think of it.

I’ve got it! I shall name you

Leroy!

What? It is a genius name.

My Leroy will be defeated by no thing or no one, not even

626? Aloha, Gerbil Boy.

This is all so perfect. A test for my new creation.

Hey! Is my creation. Whatever.

Leroy, destroy him!