بخش 08

Lilo, I’m home.

You in bed already?

Guess that answers that.

It crashlanded in my backyard.

I bet it came to take youknowwho back to planet Weirdlo.

Yeah. Lilo wasn’t in class today.

Maybe it ate her. Maybe it’s gonna eat us all.

Well, I’m not gonna wait around to get digested.

I’m telling Officer Kaihiko. Come on, Gigi.

Nice doggie.

Arrival clearance code approved.

They’re letting us land.

Miss Grand Councilwoman! Stitch is in trouble!

He’s not in control of.

Hello. Hamsterviel?

Hamsterveal? It is pronounced Hamsterviel.

Dr Jacques von Hamsterviel, king, top ruler of the galaxy.

I’d get down and gloat in your faces, but I can’t get out this chair. Gantu!

Nice cape.

We’re too late. Indeed.

I have taken over the Galactic Alliance using my army of clones named Leroy.

Leroy? What’s wrong with Leroy?

Nothing. I like it.

See?

You can’t run the galaxy.

That’s the Grand Councilwoman’s job.

She has been demoted.

Dr Hamsterviel’s office.

I’m sorry. He’s in a meeting.

It’ll never work. Stitch will stop you.

Stitch? Sti.

Oh, you mean that weakling 626?

The one I sent tumbling to his doom in a black hole?

Is that the Stitch to which you are referring to?

Black hole? Oh, don’t worry.

He’s got plenty of company. That idiot scientist and oneeyed noodley thing.

Jumba and Pleakley?

What is it? Incoming call, sir,

from a Mr Leroy. Put him through!

What is the progress?

Talk normal! All experiments captured.

Excellent! I’m on my way.

It has taken Leroy a paltry few hours to succeed

while you took three years to fail.

What is wrong with you? Well, I have a bad knee.

No! That was a rhetorical question. You don’t answer it!

Now will you get me down from this chair?

Uh, was that a rhetorical question?

No! That one was not. Get me down! Get me down!

What should I do with the girl and 625?

Take them to the prison block. Yes, sir.

Then pick up your final paycheque and return your ID.

What?! You heard me. You are fired.

Now that I have Leroy, you are no longer needed.

But what about my future? How am I supposed to pay the bills?

Well, why not write your memoirs?

Diary of an Incompetent Fishheaded Minion The Idiot Years.

To assure my galactic dominance,

I am now off to Earth to eliminate those pesky experiments!

My years of devotion and hard work, and this is how I’m rewarded?

You are right.

That gerbil treats you like a pile of blitznak.

See, his problem is he’s got no aloha spirit.

But that will come back and bite him in the tail someday.

Cause you know, the aloha spirit you give always comes back to you.

At least that’s what Lilo says.

Though it looks like her spirit’s kind of broken.

Nani says aloha means hello and goodbye,

but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.

You know, turns out I’m pretty strong.