بخش 07

Uh, you sure that’s gonna work?

You’d be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor.

You may thank me later. I’ll thank you now.

Mahalo, Reuben. No problem, Lilo.

Incoming call from— Earth, sir.

It must be the little Earth girl.

My Leroy will easily dupe her tiny little brain.

Hide!

Aloha, Stitch.

Stitch?

Say eeh. Eeh.

Are you OK? No, cuter. Think plush toy!

Oh, yeah, it’s me. I’m Fluffy.

That’s him, all right.

Wait a minute. My tiki necklace.

He’s not wearing it. That’s not Stitch!

Hang up. Hang up! OK! Byebye!

Wait!

I think that went very well, don’t you?

I think— I didn’t ask what you think!

Actually, you did. I— It was a rhetorical question!

Don’t you know what a rhetorical question is?

Yes, sir! I believe it’s— That was rhetorical too!

My genius plan is unfolding perfectly.

Prepare for hyperspace to planet Turo, where I and my army of Leroys—

Quit picking your nose.

—shall take over the stinky Galactic Alliance!

Sir, I must point out a weak spot in your plan.

The little Earth girl has a special talent

for turning evil experiments from bad to good.

And she controls a force of over 600 of Jumba’s genetic creations.

This makes her a credible threat to your Leroy army.

Very well. Then the little girl’s experiments must be captured

and taken to a large public arena, where I shall destroy them all!

This is clearly a job for my most trusted henchman.

Thank you, sir. I won’t fail you this time.

You have already failed me 625 times.

No, this time I will send my new trusted henchman,

Leroy!

Reuben, there’s a fake Stitch driving the Big Red Battleship.

Do you know what that means? It’s lunchtime?

No. Stitch is in trouble,

and so is the Galactic Armada and planet Turo and maybe the whole galaxy!

It ain’t our problem.

Look, you’re number 625. The closest one to Stitch.

If you wanted to, you could have all of his powers.

You just have to stop making sandwiches and start making something of yourself.

I’m gonna fix this ship, fly to planet Turo and warn the Grand Councilwoman.

Are you with me?

I said, are you with me?

I’m with you, sister, but first we gotta put this servo unit

back in the main drive shaft.

You are as strong as Stitch. We reroute the ignition conduit—

And you can walk on the ceiling.

I’m a little out of practice.

Flazookie and cartridge clamp.

Here? Smaishy scoop.

Is this it? Pickle.

It’s got a bite out of it. Perfect!

And please, keep Weirdlo and her weirdness

as far away from me as possible.

Black hole dead ahead!

New destination coordinates denied.

Impact with black hole one minute.

What’s gonna happen to us?

According to calculations, black hole will transport us to volcano planet,

where we will be painfully vaporized!

Vapour? Unless—

Unless? Unless we alter destination

by disrupting event horizon just before entry.

Is requiring small projectile

approximately 3inch diameter weighing 17.2 ounces.

But we don’t have— Wait a minute!

Lilo’s rock!

Ay! Is 22.3 ounces. Gimme.

Impact with black hole 30 seconds.

Go, little monster! Go, go, go! Save us, save us, from the black hole!