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District 21 units, additional on the ADW in progress

Suspect, male white, blue jacket, brown pants

Male black, green shirt, brown pants Fled eastbound on foot

Excuse me You ever see that?

Four-59 Silent alarm, A and L Beverages, 1 8th and Main

Cancel that Must have been a power glitch

Gotcha

Where’s security?

Freeze!

What are you doing?

The lights went out, and I couldn’t find a switch

So I Was filing in the dark

That’s why I called you here

Lola

filing in the dark is a serious offence You’re in a lot of trouble

Get up against that wall

What are you gonna do to me?

Search you Make sure you ain’t carrying any concealed weapons

You finding anything?

Is this a thong, -What?

Is this a thong?

Are you gonna strip-search me?

No

I’m gonna put on some music

You gonna strip-search yourself

Whoa whoa slow it up for me Nice and easy Yeah

Can’t get enough of your love , babe!

Yo, pass those two

Get the motherboard -Check those boxes, man

Got it Load them up Get them out of here

We have to check the load

Yeah, Earl -No Don’t call me Earl Call me “officer”

Oh okay -Yeah, yeah

Are you gonna give it to me now officer?

Hell, yeah

I’m gonna incarcerate you

You know my style I like it wild

All right, pass that over -No, I got it

Freeze!

Hands up!

What was that?

I said freeze!

You behind there!

Wait here Might get a little dangerous

You really playing this thing out, aren’t you, baby?

Talk to me about a hit six months ago, Centurion Storage

Go to hell -We Wondered where security was

Drop the weapon

You should have run When you had the chance

Now you got no chance

Over there There he is Get him!

Somebody shoot them

Thanks -No sweat

What are you doing here, -I work here What are you doing here?

I spent six months in prison because of you!

Six months, That’s all they gave you, six months?

Damn it, Earl, This ain’t turning me on

What the hell is that, -Earl Junior

Likes to hang out with Daddy Precious, ain’t it?

Get the goods, Load them up!

Cover me, -Hey man you ain’t my boss

We work for the same company

Since I got seniority, you cover me

Okay, I cover you -Go!

No, My car!

No, not my car!

Somebody shoot that monkey!

What did you call me?

Let’s go, now!

Get them in here!

Go go go!

Get out of my car, -Because I’m a black man?

This has nothing to do with you It’s personal

Damn right it’s personal White boy back there called me “monkey” Drive

Get out now, -Look, man

I been waiting my Whole life for shit like this to go down

If you’re gonna shoot me , shoot me That’s the only Way I’m getting out

They getting away man, Come on Go

Earl?

Man this slow-ass, damn Flintstone car, man

We might as well be peddling With our damn feet

What’s wrong with this piece of junk, -I don’t know

I was gonna take it for a regular maintenance

but for the past six months I’ve been in prison!

You should’ve got more time

Pushing me into cars and putting me in satanic chokeholds

You were resisting arrest I Was authorised to use any force–

We could go back and forth on this all night long, man

Fortunately there are courts to handle this matter

According to the courts

you were assaulting and battering me like a hillbilly on his Wife

Oh shit This is how I’m gonna conceal the weapon

Pull over, Pull over!

Get the van!

You pull over, buddy, -No, get the van!

Drop the gun, -Get the van!

Drop it, -Get the v–

Damn

If I Would’ve gotten out with a Wallet in my hand

I’d have bullets all in my ass

That’s some bullshit man

Security guard, huh Hank?

That’s a shame

Hey Washington, how you doing, -Better than you

You okay, man, -You know how it is, my brother

Just a little shaken up, that’s all

Let me see if I got this figured out

You get out of prison’ pissed With your life

you decide to pay your buddy Earl a visit Things got out of hand

shots are fired, police respond just in time to catch Hank trying to get

away With you in his car probably holding you at gunpoint Am I correct?

Amazing You are very very good

Wait a second This is crazy I wasn’t out for revenge

Shut the hell up, Just shut the hell up I’m tired of your goddamn lies

I got a restraining order saying you can’t get within 1 00 feet of this guy

So I don’t really give a damn What you have to say All I need from you

is your testimony and his ass goes back to prison Tomorrow

Nothing would make me happier than to see this man go back to prison

Good

For the heartache

and the trauma

One time he took the club and he switched it around

with the handle sticking out and bop right there

Can you see that little cut’ right there, Anyway

What happens is it makes me start saying incoherent

You know, I’m liable to spurt that out Just incoherent shit Bitch!

I apologise

My doctor said I’m not getting proper oxygen up through here

They said pump it and breathe

And it’s sort of like that sneaker

It’s a weird exercise

Anyway, nothing would make me happier than to see him go to prison

Wait a second here, -Get back, bitch!

Shut the hell up Hank and I mean it, -You– The violence

Let me calm myself

Unfortunately certain details of your story are slightly skewed

What do you mean, skewed?

Hank

did not come back for revenge

Thank you -He came back to apologise

What, -You Went there to apologise?

The man’s talking to you

Yep

And you were saying, -I was

saying I was sorry

For what, -Beating you

Yeah, my dog That’s what I’m talking about, man

Hank was right in the middle of this very touching apology

when I discovered that my warehouse Was being robbed

So Hank and I , we banded together to apprehend these outlaws

And we would’ve had them’ had not your boys come along

Excuse me?

Deputy Droop-a-long Man they stopped the wrong car

You better watch your mouth -What you gonna do?

Beat the hell out of me, Probably blame it on a damn spider

What you got, -The updated report

We got a 4-59 at the warehouse’ but nothing on a van

Coroner has two bodies

DA says self-defense So we kick them loose

The C and L warehouse on 1 8th, -Yeah

Not a cop anymore Hank’ so stop acting like one

I’m all too happy to find any reason to lock your ass up You understand?

Go find McDuff, tell him I want to see him right away

Yeah, we also encountered a naked girl upstairs, handcuffed to a light fixture

Lola

Do you think you could hook a brother up with another restraining order?

Right there, because I recognise them Great

All my stuff should be in here too

What’s up?

Right

I don’t believe this Where’s my bullets?

We don’t return live ammunition

Well if you’re gonna keep the bullets, just keep the gun

All right -Give me my gun, man

Where’s my car?

Impound lot Twenty blocks up, seven blocks over

You expect that man to walk

Y’all got a shuttle bus, You know what?

You upset my partner I should set it off up in this

But you got your boys

Hank, you believe his attitude, man?

Man they probably gonna give you your car back with no tyres

I like the Way you played it back there

Yeah, not letting them in on our case That was smooth

This is our bust right, -Get the hell away from me!

Hey, Hank You know what?

Sooner or later, your hostility is officially gonna start affecting our work

Now look, man All you got to do is kind of–

What is you running for, I’m trying to talk to you

Look, I am trying to remain calm

because if I hit you’ I will never see the light of day

Which right now seems almost worth it So don’t push it!

You threatening me, -Yeah, Yeah, I’m threatening you!

Well bring it on

Bring it on Hank I could have went pro

I drop bombs on them, drop bombs on them

What, Here slip, move slide duck -Can’t redial without a signal

Oh bang them out of there

Hey, where you going man?

Shut up -Big Red Truck and Trailer

Truck and trailer Yeah, look’ you guys got a call

yesterday, I think, regarding a White van that you rented out

We only rent big rigs

Yeah, well, maybe you can help out

I’m trying to find a couple of my buddies

I think they rented a truck from you yesterday

What name is it under, -No, I don’t know their names

Listen, pal, we get a lot of people here -No–

You listen -Give me the phone

Where are you located, -Downtown, on Normandie

South Central, These were white folks

They just left They bought extra insurance for Baja

Heading to Mexico, -I guess

Thank you

You’re welcome

The way I see it’ they got a 20-minute head start

They’re probably heading down the 405

What are you doing?

Stop the car, National Security!

Stop the damn car!

National Security, I’m commandeering this vehicle

What did I do, -Oh student driver, huh?

Well lesson 12: Man with gun, get your ass up out the car

Go, -Okay, okay don’t shoot

And do your homework

What the problem is?

Hey, man do I got to solve this crime by myself?

Unbelievable