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Oh, no

Wake up

Wake up

Clear

I was heading into the light, and you pulled me right back and here I am

You saved my life

Yeah, I know Well, no, it’s not that big a deal

It is a big deal

Look, I almost went over that waterfall

Wait

On my bed How did my bed get in the river

About that

Actually I put your bed in the water

I didn’t mean you any harm

I just wanted to calmly float you away

Look, everyone here needs the trees and you’re chopping them down

So, we’ve got a big problem

All right, look

I hereby swear that I will never chop down another tree

I promise

Thank you But I’m going to keep my eye on you

Good Now, I’ve got a big day tomorrow

so I’m going to get some sleep

Right after I find my bed

Okay, what are you

Question, what are they doing here

And follow up, if I may, what are you doing here

Well, after the incident last night, we found one of your socks and came here to return it

But when we got here, you were asleep What

Exactly

And sleeping is the body’s way of telling other people to go away

I know, but you looked so cozy

And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep No harm done

“No harm done” “No harm done” Okay

Okay, I put my lips on those Well, I used to, anyway

Did you just In my bowl

Why do you have one of these

You don’t even have a mustache

Okay, that’s it

What I thought we made a deal last night

Yes, we did

And I said I wouldn’t chop down any more trees

And I said I was going to keep an eye on you

I’m starving What’s for breakfast

Breakfast is overrated

You know what I got work to do

I got to go into town and sell my Thneed

You chopped down one of my trees to make that piece of garbage

Look at that

“Garbage”

Oh, no Oh, no

You do not get it

This is a revolutionary product that will change the world as we know it

It has a million uses

Look at this It’s a swimsuit

Mud tracked all over your floor by uninvited guests

Well, the Thneed sure comes in handy for that

But wait, there’s more

Thanks to it’s all-natural microfibers, the Thneed is super-absorbent

It also works as a hat

Of course, you probably want to wring it out first

But nobody is going to buy that thing

Good to know

Well, fortunately, you are not the target market, weirdo

You’re bringing a guitar

Oh, yeah I got a little jingle

I’m gonna blow some minds, gonna sell some Thneeds

Yeah

Everybosy needs a Thneed

A fine thing that all people

Sit down, go on

Unfortunately, I didn’t sell it the first day

The Thneed is good

The Thneed is great

Or the second day

Or the third, or fourth, or fifth day

Okay, that one hit the tender spot

Until finally

That’s it You know what

I’m done with this thing

My family was right I quit

Cool hat

Oh, my gosh I totally want one

That thing makes me like you more

Hey Where’s your Thneed, did you sell it

No, no Didn’t sell it

Turns out, it’s ahead of it’s time, I guess

Hey, you gave it your best shot

Right

What more can you do

Come on, take a seat, we’ll deal you in

What are we playing

I’m playing poker He’s playing Go Fish And I think he’s hungry

Up

Who is up for ninths

All right, pass them over

Yeah, see

What’s going on

Oh, no That’s a lot of people

Everybody needs a Thneed

A fine thing that all people need

The Thneed is good The Thneed is great

Let’s hope we’re not too late

It’s a super trendy hat

It’s a tightrope for an acrobat

A net for catching butterflies

A thing we use for exercise

Everybody needs a Thneed

A fine thing that all people need

Everybody needs a Thneed

Oh, yeah We’re in business, baby

We need a Thneed

Mom Hey, it’s me I told you I was going to be a success

You need to bring the whole family here right now

We’re going to be rich

What I’m going to need all the help I can get Don’t worry

So, has he told you how to get a tree yet

Actually, no

But I think he’s going to get to that part really soon

I’ll just be a minute

Hey, Audrey

Oh, hi, Ted What’s up

You know me, just cruising Putting out the vibe

Just me and my thoughts

Oh, is this the girl you’re always talking about

Grandma Stop making things up

She’s even prettier than Okay, got to run

Bye

Okay, Grammy, let’s get you home