بخش 04

Hey, Chuck It’s Red

Zip on down here

Oh Hey, Chuck’s mom

Can your son come out to play

All of this does not just happen on its own

Oh, hey Just taking a shower

Now, I’m telling you, something isn’t kosher with these pigs

And it’s up to us to figure it out

Figure what out, exactly

I don’t know, maybe they’re just being innovative

Go ahead

All aboard

Does seem a little odd, though

Nailed it

Flawless

Come on, does none of this seem wrong to you guys

I’ll tell you this, if anyone knows what these pigs are up to

Hey

it’s Mighty Eagle

Mighty Eagle

Oh, yeah

Take that, tree Hyah

Eat my foot

Oh-yah

Tasty Yum, yum, yum Mmm

Whoa

Mighty Eagle

Peek-a-boo

Hello, Bird Island

You’re welcome

Does Mighty Eagle still live

Did he ever live

And if he did live, where would he live

By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree

That’s a fairy tale

I’ve run all over this island

Where could that possibly be

Way up high

It’s a long way up that mountain, and if I’m being honest, well, I mean, you know, I could kind of use your help

What’s that

What are you trying to say

Nothing I was just saying that I, you know, I could use your help

Oh, I’m sorry, I couldn’t quite hear you over your ego

Could you enunciate that last word a little bit

I need your help

Oh Why didn’t you say so

Bomb

Let’s do it

Phew

If there is a Mighty Eagle, well, how come we don’t ever hear his battle cry

I don’t know

Maybe we have

What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like

You know what I think I got an idea

Maybe something like, uh

No, I bet it’s more like

Ca-caw Ca-caw

That’s theoretically what it’s more like, scientifically

Oh, I got one

Not bad

It’s a good impression

But in my head, I’m kind of imagining it’s something more like a

That sounds about right

Now I’m thinking maybe it’s a little bit more subtle

Like a little bit just more majestic, like

“Hello, world

I am calling for you”

Stop making Mighty Eagle noises

It’s like running a nursery

Absolute child care

Someone has anger issues

This, uh This is the wrong mountain

My calves are killing me

Whew

Oh, wow

Whoa

That is simply unreal

The Lake of Wisdom

This is what Mama talked about

Wow

Be honest, do I sound any wiser

Oh, way wiser

You were kind of dumb before

I can say that now

That water is no joke

I can literally taste the intelligence and wisdom circulating through my body now

Guys, nobody’s here

I mean, nobody’s used this place in years

What are you doing

Get out of there

Don’t spit in his mouth

No, don’t spit it back

Oh, don’t swallow it

Yuck

Whoo

Get out Let’s go Come on

Shh, shh Come

Take your time, will you

Red, I’ve found the meaning of life It’s

Shut your wormhole

Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom, it’s more like the Lake of Whiz

Did you just come here to look at me

Or did you have something to say

I think he saw us

Oh, you think so

You have passed the first test

You have found me

Whoa, whoa

Look out

Behold

Gaze upon Mighty Eagle

I see all and know all

What are your names

If you know all, why don’t you know who we are

I know very well who you are

Uh-huh

You are lost souls who have come here seeking wisdom

Whoa

Can we have some

Wisdom is not something that is given

It is something that is attained

Okay Goodbye

No, no, no, no

Will I help you attain wisdom

Whoa Ha-ha

Yes That I will do

Right So, the reason we’ve climbed the mountain is that we want to know

Prepare

Okay

to have your minds blown

Oh, son of a

This guy is good

Welcome to the Hall of Heroism

Wow It’s really amazing to meet you

You know, I actually have your poster up

You might want to shield your eyes from the sparkle of those trophies

How many I have no idea

Countless, I’m sure

Thirteen

Wow, this is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness

Bring it home, mamacita

Get outta town

What the

Those are some old-school moves there

Yeah

What

Wow

Yes

Yeah Cha

So, he’s kind of a wackadoodle

You know, that doesn’t mean he’s not wise

Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons with heavy old air

Finally, there’s a better way

Helium

Helium

It’s a gas

Aw, don’t worry about your balloon

It’ll just land in the ocean

The fish love it

It’s good for their tummy

Free party, free party

It’s gonna be the piggest party of the year

Party Get a birdsitter

Let’s go, piggies

Well, now, that is some fine handiwork

Hey, Judge, you’re under arrest

What

For looking too good

Hello What about me

Do Do I get a plus one

Oh Thank you

Let me see, let me see

Oh, that was a wet one

Ooh

Almost there Don’t rush me

Deep breath, deep breath

And we’re back in the now

Who’s ready for trust falls

I gotcha

No, no, no