بخش 05

So, anyway, the other day, these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a great deal of suspicion

And he’s walking out of the room

Unbelieve I don’t get this

This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn’t leave the house

He talks a good game, but he doesn’t care about anyone but himself

Sounds a lot like you

Oh, good

Thank you for your opinion, Chuck

Well, hello

Hello Mighty Eagle

What

What are you doing

Uh

I’m birdwatching

What

Take a peek

Ah

Oh, you’re disgusting

Oh, yeah

Look, are you gonna help us or not

I am helping you

No, this is you helping

Looking through binoculars, spying on old ladies

Whoa, whoa What is that

Wait Whoa, whoa, whoa

Oh, my

I was right

I was right I knew it

Bomb, Chuck, hurry up

Get out here

Uhoh

Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now

No

I’m sorry What

I don’t do that anymore

I’m retired

Mostly just tired

Go handle it yourself

This is everything I’ve prepared you for

What “Prepared us for”

Hold on, did I miss something

Let me just go through my notes really quick Let’s see

Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke

No, see, I don’t see anything useful here

The whole world, everyone we know, is in danger

Yes, it is

So, off you go

Hey, you know what

I used to believe in you

When I was a kid, I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here

And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me

And that, sir, is sort of terrifying

It’s time for you to go

You know, it’s really upsetting to me that you’re the only bird that can fly and you’re too afraid to do it

Hey, guys, come on, let’s go

We’re done here He’s no hero

So, um, I’m having a party next Tuesday

Could you just do, like, a little pop in

Come on

Come on, run faster

Ow Ow

Oh

Come on, come on, come on, let’s go

I sentence you all to four hours of hard partying

Look out below

Ooh

They’re taking the eggs

Follow ‘em

Oh, man

Right on time Eggcellent

Chuck, go shut that party down now

Me But I only know how to get parties started

Go

On it

Bomb, we gotta stop ‘em

Yeah

Gotta get more speed

It’s Chuck time

Get to the ship

Can everybody please stop partying

There are eggs being stolen

Matilda, we need your help

The pigs are stealing our eggs

What

I’m airborne

We have to get back to the village

Stop dancing and start running

Hors d’oeuvres

My weakness

Come on, let’s wrap it up

We gotta get the eggs off the ship

Yes

Is everyone on board

Let’s go Let’s go

Use the trampolines

Can you get up there

We’ve got intruders

What the heck are they doing

Untie the ropes, drop the eggs in the water

Get rid of ‘em

Get him off of there

It’s too strong I can’t break it

Ah Bomb, blow up the chain

Knock ‘em down

Come on, Bomb, you can do this

Come on, Bomb, you got this

Blow up

You gotta get me mad

Okay, well, then what makes you mad

Try insulting me on a personal level

Um Oh, oh, uh Your poetry stinks

You’re just a bad poet

And you know it

I know I know

Hey, who wants a birdie bath

Oh, I’m sorry, Red

I couldn’t do it

Don’t give up This isn’t over

Thanks for your hospitality

Set sail for Piggy Island

Oh, no

We’ll find them

Oh

Oh

They’re all gone

Shh, shh It’s okay

Mr Red

What do we do now

Wait, hold on, you’re asking me

You knew You tried to tell us

But we didn’t listen

I didn’t listen

Red, we need a leader

What are we gonna do

What do we do now

Wait a minute I’m not a leader

Okay, pigs stole our kids That sucks

Made all you guys look like idiots

You know what we gotta do

We start replacing those kids

Ladies, get busy

We’re gonna be laying some eggs tonight

No, no, stop

No, no, no, no No

We’re not gonna replace those kids

We’re gonna get them back

How are we gonna do that

What do you mean how

The pigs already showed us how

That is where they went

And so, that is where we’re going

But how do we get from here to there

I am not aquatic in the least

Well, uh, you know, uh

We’re gonna build our own boat

Huh

What are you talking about

They stole your kids

No

They stole our kids I mean, who does that

Have you ever stolen anyone’s children, huh

Have you

I mean, you look like you would

And you know what

I’m a little bit angry

Correction I’m really angry

And I don’t think I’m the only one

Come on, we’re birds

We’re descended from dinosaurs

We’re not supposed to be nice Right

Uh, yeah Point Point made

Who else here is angry

I am

Yeah, you are

We’re getting our kids back

And I don’t need any calm, detached, happy birds

Not gonna help us Don’t need it

I need some angry flockin’ birds

You hear me

Now, who’s angry

Yeah Yeah

Let’s go

Bring me everything that floats

Yeah, yeah, that’s perfect Yeah

With every single feather of my being, I am not gonna let any of these eggs get taken from their parents

Chuck, I need you to tie those crates together

You got it

Done and done

Uh, a little help here

Let’s go Move it, everybody

Push with your upper body

I have no upper body

Darn good for a bunch of birds

Whoo