بخش 06

When I say, “Eat the,” you say, “Eggs”

Eat the

Eggs

Eat the

Eggs

Wow What a reception

All right, snouts up

Man, it’s a snout staircase

Who thinks of that?

Welcome home, King Mudbeard

My father and my father’s father and my weird Aunt Chloe

have all searched for the eggs

But only I, King Mudbeard

have founded

I present to you the eggs

Say goodbye to Harvey

A feast

I proclaim a feast two nights hence

Let’s go make some omelets

Oh, I feel a little nervous inside, but that’s normal, right?

Yeah Yeah, I think so

Uh, anybody else got butterflies in the stomach?

Yeah

Probably because you ate too many caterpillars

Drop your nuts and move your butts

Come on, let’s go

Oh, no

I wasn’t expecting this

Oh, hold on a second

That guy’s the king?

He’s got to have the eggs with him in the castle

What the heck’s a castle?

And that’s where we’re going

Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class?

Yep

Nope

What class?

Well, forget all of it for now

Now it’s time to let loose

Oh, good, because I never learned anything anyway

Oh, me, neither

I actually just came to socialize

I came for the snacks

You don’t happen to have any now, do you?

Ooh Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath

How are we gonna get over those walls?

Uh

I’ll tell you how We’re gonna fly

Remember, the goal is the castle

Get to the castle

Who wants to go first?

Over here Me Me Me

I do

Hey All right, Matilda

Aw Always a bridesmaid

Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times

Shoot it

Okeydoke

Fire

And a one and a Whoa

Take that, porkers

Incoming

Boom, baby, boom

Well, how about that?

My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt

You What’s your name? Hal?

I’ve seen you do something strange before, right?

Well, let’s see, I’m really good at

Doesn’t matter Launch him

Oh, this guy looks good

He’s gonna make it

This is incredible

We’re witnessing history right now

Nope

He’s coming back

He’s coming, duck

Get down

Uh, did we win?

Uh, no, not quite yet, buddy

We’re still tied Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?

Medic

All right, who’s up next?

Whoa, whoa, whoa

What can you do?

Ugh Yuck

Uh, need a tissue?

Who’s next?

We need fliers, not standbyers

Let’s go

You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be

Yeah

Oh, my God

We’re having a feast

We’re eating the eggs

Gonna have a big feast

We’re gonna eat all the eggs

What?

What is that?

Fire

That guy again Ah

Citizens of Pig Island

if you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood, please, capture them

What did he say?

There’s been a change of plans

We will eat the eggs for lunch

Did he say, “Eat the eggs”?

Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball

All right? Make yourself aerodynamic

Like this?

To the left To the left

Let me at ‘em

Launch

Don’t mess with Bubbles

Get him

Piggy pile

Hog-tie him

I told you not to mess with me

Wow That blows

In a good way

To the left

Hold on, wait

My left or your left?

My left is your left

We are facing the same direction

Right Good call

Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there

I got this, you guys

All right

She got far, but not far enough

Uh-oh

Get out of our town

We have to get closer

Judge power

Oh

Trial by fire

No, literally, he’s on fire right now

Can somebody please help him?

Mighty Eagle

Terence, I got an idea

Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder?

Okay Launch me right towards the top of that thing

Ready?

Red, I’m not gonna lie to you I am really gonna miss you when you die

Rest in peace, my friend

Rest in peace

Hey, guys, let’s not get cheesy, okay?

Ready? Fire

This is gonna hurt

What was that? Huh?

My roof

Did he make it?

I hope he’s okay

I’m in

Yeah I knew he’d make it

Send everyone else

Guards There is a red bird in these walls

Bring him to me

Aye, aye, sir

Roger that, boss

Not in these walls

In the castle

Come on, you guys

Here, pretty bird

Here, pretty bird

Transport the eggs

Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red

I wasn’t ready

Faster

Chuck, is that you?

This is the house of horrors

I gotta be honest, you look a little, um

Fine You look fine Come on

Bomb’s on his way

Ouchie

Ha Call in the Piggy Air Force

My loyal subjects, the treacherous birds have repaid our friendship with an unprovoked act of aggression The attack will fail

We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT

We tried to kill them with kindness, and now we’re just gonna have to

Well, you know

Who’s gonna go next?

Aim for that ramp

Terence Terence Terence

No eggs in here

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

Hey Whoa I’m on this

Redrum

Uh, never mind

Backup engines

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Wait, hold on a second

Wait, I know that rear end

That’s Bomb

Yeah, Chuck, that’s not his rear end, that’s his face, man

Sorry, Bomb

No prob

Easy mistake to make

Thanks for getting me out

We want eggs

We want eggs

He was sick, but then he got cured

“No eggs in here”

Ooh, these are clever pigs

Okay, look, I’m gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left

Bomb, you could handle two

Chuck, I don’t know if you can help

We gotta figure out a way to get into that rooooom