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We’ve got to get out of here.

Ginger Are we still on?

Oh, we’re on, all right.

Spread the word, Mac.

Meeting tonight in hut 17.

Oh

You called?

Nick and Fetcher.

At your service.

Over here.

We need some more things.

Right you are, miss.

How about this quality handcrafted tea set?

Uh, no.

Or this lovely necklace and pendant?

It’s love

Or this beautiful little number, all the rage in the fashionable chicken coops of Paris.

Simply pop it on like so,

and as the French hens say, ‘‘Voila’’

That’s French.

That’s two hats in one, miss.

For parties, for weddings.

Oh, but madame, this makes you look like a vision, like a dream.

Like a duck.

No, thank you.

We’re making this.

We need these things.

Can you get them?

Oh, oh, oh, this is a big job, miss.

Oh, bigger than the others.

No, no.

This is gonna cost.

Same as always.

One bag of seed.

You call this pay?

It’s chicken feed.

What else could we give you?

• We can’t give you our eggs. They’re too valuable. - And so are we

After l what?

Move

Hmm.

Twenty two and nine.

Fourteen shillings and three pence.

Seven and sixpence times three.

Two and nine.

Four pence half penny.

Stupid, worthless creatures

l’m sick and tired of making minuscule profits.

Hmm.

Hmm

Oh,yes.

Those chickens are up to something.

Quiet.

l’m onto something.

They’re organized.

I know it.

l said, quiet.

That ginger one.

I reckon she’s their leader.

Mr. Tweedy

l may finally have found a way to make us some real money around here,

and what are you on about?

Ridiculous notions of escaping chickens.

But But It’s all in your head, Mr Tweedy.

Say it

It’s all in me head.

It’s all in me head.

Now, you keep telling yourself that,

because l don’t want to hear another word about it.

ls that clear?

Yes, love.

But you know that ginger one

They’re chickens, you dolt

Apart from you, they’re the most stupid creatures on this planet.

They don’t plot, they don’t scheme, and they are not organized

Order Order

Quiet, everyone.

Settle down.

l would like to call to order Please, if you could just settle

Let’s have some discipline in the ranks What, what

Thank you, Fowler.

ln my R.A.F days,

we were never allowed to waste time with unnecessary chitchat.

Yes, thank you, Fowler.

l

Right

Carry on.

Now, l know our last escape attempt was a bit of a fiasco,

but Mac and l have come up with a brand new plan.

Show ‘em, Mac.

Right.

We tried going under the wire and that didn’t work.

So, the plan is, we go over it.

This is us, right?

We get in like this.

Wind her up and. let her go!

Good grief The turnip’s bought it

Farmer’s coming

Operation Coverup

• Mr. Tweedy! - Ooh.

Where are you?

It’s all in your head.

It’s all in your head.

It’s all in your head.

Think, everyone, think.

What haven’t we tried yet?

Uh

We haven’t tried not trying to escape.

Hmm.

That might work.

What about Edwina?

How many more empty nests will it take?

Perhaps it wouldn’t be empty if she’d spent more time layin’ and less time escapin’.

So laying eggs all your life.

and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you?

It’s a livin’.

You know what the problem is?

The fences aren’t just round the farm.

They’re up here in your heads.

There’s a better place out there somewhere beyond that hill,

and it has wide open spaces and lots of trees.

and grass.

Can you imagine that?

Cool, green grass.

Who feeds us?

We feed ourselves.

Well, where’s the farm?

There’s no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs and coops and keys.

and no fences.

ln all my life l’ve never heard such a fantastic.

load of tripe

Oh, face the facts, ducks.

The chances of us gettin’ out of here are a million to one.

Then there’s still a chance.

Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

What am l doing?

Who are you trying to fool?

You can’t lead this bunch of

Oh, heaven help us.

Freedom

Huh?

Whoa

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

You’ve been a wonderful audience.

Ouch

Oh, yes.