بخش 07

There’s a Fight Club up in Delaware City

Yeah, I heard

There’s one in Penns Grove too

Bob even found one up in New Castle

Did you start that one

No, I thought you did

No

Stop for a second

Hey, what are we doing

Turn around

What are we doing

Homework assignment

What kind of homework assignment

Human sacrifice

Is that a gun

Please tell me that’s not a gun

It’s a gun

What are you doing

Meet me in the back

Don’t fuck around

Meet me in the back

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

What are you doing

Come on

Hands behind your back

Give me your wallet

Raymond K Hessel

1320 SE Banning, Apartment A

Small, cramped basement apartment

How did you know

They give shitty basement apartments letters instead of numbers

Raymond

You’re going to die

No

Is that your mom and dad

Mom and dad are gonna have to call the kindly doctor Sosovay

Pick up your dental records

Know why

Because it’ll be nothing left of your face

Oh, come on

An expired community college student ID

What did you study, Raymond

S, s, stuff

Stuff

Were the midterms hard

I asked you what you studied

Biology, mostly

Why

I don’t know

What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel

The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be

Answer him, Raymond, Jesus

Veterinarian Veterinarian

Animals

Yeah

Animals and stuff

Stuff

Yeah, I got that

That mean you have to get more schooling

Too much school

Would you rather be dead

No, please

You’d rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store

Please, no

I’m keeping your license

Gonna check in on you

I know where you live

If you’re not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks, you will be dead

Now run on home

Run, Forrest, run

I feel ill

Imagine how he feels

Come on, this isn’t funny

That wasn’t funny, what the fuck was the point of that

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel’s life

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted

You had to give it to him

Come on

He had a plan

And it started to make sense in a Tylersort of way

No fear

No distractions

The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide

You’re not how much money you have in the bank

You’re not the car you drive

You’re not the contents of your wallet

You’re not your fucking khakis

You are the allsinging, alldancing crap of the world

What is, What is all this

What do you think

Hey, why do we need bunk beds

Hey

Too young

Sorry

What’s all that

If the applicant is young, tell him he’s too young

Old, too old

Fat, too fat

Applicant

If the applicant waits three days without food, shelter or encouragement , he may then enter and begin training Training for what

You think this is a game

You’re too young to train here, end of story

Quit wasting our time

Get the fuck out of here

Bad news, friend

It’s not gonna happen

Sorry if there was a misunderstanding

It’s not the end of the world

Just

go away

Go

You’re trespassing and I will have to call the police

Don’t you look at me

You’re think you’re ever getting this house

You’re never getting in this fucking house

Never

Now get the fuck off my porch

Get off my porch

Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be

I’m gonna go inside and I’m gonna get a shovel

Got two black shirts

Yes, sir

Two pair of black pants

Yes, sir

One pair black boots

Sir

Two pair Black socks

Yes, sir

One blackjacket

Yes, sir

$300 personal burial money

Yes, sir

All right

You’re too old, fat man

Your tits are too big

Get the fuck off my porch

Like a monkey ready to be shot into space

Space monkey

Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good

You are too fucking old, fatty

And you

You’re too fucking blond

Get out of here, the both of you

And so it went

Listen up, maggots

You are not special

You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake

You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else

Tyler built himself an army

We are the allsinging, alldancing crap of the world

We are all part of the same compost heap

Why was Tyler Durden building an army

To what purpose

For what greater good

In Tyler we trusted

When he was like, “You are not your job”, I was like, “Yeah”

Hey, what’s all this

Hey

What’s going on

We’re celebrating

What are we celebrating

Go on

Hey

Let me get that for you

The same great taste, Pepsi

Ssh

Investigators are on the scene right now

The Police Commissioner has just arrived

Commissioner could you tell us what you think has happened here

We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism are on the city somehow related to underground boxing clubs We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation

That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene here of a fouralarm fire that broke out about an hour ago She’s hot

Back to you in the studio

Yeah

Yeah

Holy shit

Yeah

What the fuck did you guys do

Arson investigators are on the premises

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir

The victory in the war against crime will not come overnight

It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation

Streets are safer now

There is hope in the inner city

However, this is only the begging

I gotta take a piss

These are the first steps in a long journey

That is why we have created Project Hope

Bob

Project Hope will be ajoint effort between the police and community leaders

It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime

Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack

His balls are ice cold

Hi

You’re gonna call off your rigorous investigation

You’re gonna publicly state there is no underground group or these guys are gonna take your balls

They’ll send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times, the way release stuff

Look

The people you are after are the people you depend on

We cook your meals

We haul your trash

We connect your calls

We drive your ambulances

We guard you while you sleep

Ball check

Bob, you’re this way

Let’s go

I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection