بخش 01

Peekaboo

No, no, no, no, no

l didn’t mean to startle you, my little baby

Hush, little vampire, don’t say a word

Papa’s gonna bite the head off a bird

l want to kiss your tush

l want to kiss your tush

Nice, but maybe a little more square footage

l want a lot of monsters here

l’m gonna get you, little Mavis

l’m gonna get you

What out there

Oh, We never go out there

Ever

“And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding

“But Harry the Human found them and jumped out from under their bed”

l’m scared

“And burned their clothes “and bit their toes

“And took their candy”

Don’t take my candy

Babyclaws, you don’t need to be frightened

l promised your mommy l would protect you forever

My beautiful Mayvay

Let me wipe all your poop away

Those humans are nastay

So with Daddy you will stay

And if a human tries to harm you

l’ll simply say

Because you’re Daddy’s girl

Daddy’s girl

l’m your Vlady daddy

Just bend the legs and push off

Trust me, mouse

l can fly l can fly

Look at you

Faster, baby Faster

You got it, my little voodoo doll

Excuse me, sir

What

What

l’m okay

lt’s ready

Looks good

Only monsters can get in

Absolutely

lt’s hidden real nicely

You got 400 acres of haunted forest in front of you

You got the Land of the Undead on the perimeters

Any humans daring to even look over there will run away real quick

But, of course, be smart

No bonfires, no firework shows

Yeah, yeah, no, no No fire, l get it, l get it

lt’s time, my darling Martha

The place we always talked about for Mavis

No one will ever harm her here

Yeah, it’s a mess back there

Welcome to Hotel Transylvania

Humanfree since 1 898

Your safest destination

Take an itinerary

l have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events, all leading to my daughter’s birthday extravaganza tomorrow

We always look forward to coming every year, Count

We enjoy the safety so much

Of course That’s why we built it

Yes, good evening

Thank you, Marty

You look pale, as well

Sir, sir, sir

We have an urgent plumbing issue

Plumbing On it

Mr Ghouligan

There is a clogged toilet in room 348

lt’s okay

We all get stomach aches, Mr Bigfoot

Hey, kids, reel it in

You’re only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable

Now, now, is that any way to behave

This is a hotel, not a cemetery

Sorry, Uncle Drac

Drac How are ya

Wayne, my old friend

Couldn’t wait for this weekend

Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days

The family looks beautiful

Let me just clean up their filth

Housekeeping

Frankie, my boy Look at you

Still traveling by mail, Mr Cheapo, huh

lt’s not a money thing

l have a plane phobia, okay

l mean, at any moment, those engines could catch

Fire Yeah, yeah

“Fire bad”

We know

Augustus, Porridge Head, come on

Does that look like Frankenstein’s head

Hey, Drac, buddy, what’s going on with your cape there

What do you mean

Who pinched me

Guilty You’re irresistible

Yes, very amusing, lnvisible Man

Hello Great to “see” you

Never gets old

Missed me

Missed me, missed me, missed me

Okay, you win Hold this bacon

Why am l holding bacon

No Get ‘em off

Here comes the party

Hello, Murray

Drac, what’s up, buddy

The sand, Murray, the sand

Always with the sand

Wolfie Wanda Frank

l love this guy

He always bringing it full tilt

You’re looking skinny, too

Now that you’re just a head

Okay, you’ll pay for that

So what’s up, Drac

The hotel is looking off the hook

Hey, guys, watch this

By the way, you were right about those directions

Oh, good, good

Yeah, l took the Tigris through the Nile, and there was absolutely no traffic

You’re kidding me

Right in my lobby

Drac, l swear, man, l don’t run like that

Housekeeping

l was not the cause of that

We’re ready

lf only Martha were here to see this

She’s always here, Wanda

Okay, friends, l am so glad you are here to celebrate

Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis, and another successful year of refuge from them

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