بخش 05

Awesome

Awesome

Yeah, I think the word you’re after is awful

And that’s me restraining myself

There’s not an ounce of talent between them

Not an ounce

In fact, you know what

I think that prize is as good as mine already

Yes, indeed I am about to come into a very, very large sum of money

$100,000 to be precise

Well, is that so

In that case, sir, you’ll be wanting our platinum card

Well, well, well

Hello again

Oh, man, these are like the cheesiest songs of all time

I know, right

I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead

Wait, what

Your own song

Well, yeah

Look, if you wanna win that money, just do what the koala says

Why

You think I cant write my own song

Whoa, whoa

I’m just saying

Not everyone can write songs, okay

I know I make it look easy, babe

But it’s not

Oh, here she is

Quiet down, everybody

So, Meena

Are you in the show

Uh, well, yeah

Kinda

But

She did it

Oh, I’m so proud of you

I could pop

That’s my birthday wish coming true right there

Way to go, Meena

Oh, Meena, we love you

Mom

What the heck

Wait a minute, wait a minute

Don’t be mad, okay

It was your Grandma

She told the whole street about your audition

Mom, no, wait

Shush, baby

You need to save that singing voice of yours

So, from now on, just nod or shake your head, okay

How was that, Dad

You’re still too soft on em corners, Johnny

You got to attack em

And you’re crunching the gears

I told you, you got to be gentle with the

Look, turn that down

Oi

Listen to your father

Too soft on the corners, Johnny

You’re not doing it right, Johnny

Speed up, Johnny

Do it like I showed you

Dad

Oh, no, I’ve run over my dad

Now, that is more like it

And the three little pigs lived happily ever after

Good night, my dears

Norman, are you awake

How was your day, honey

Same as always

It was

Mmmhmm

I don’t know how you do it all, honey

Good night

Good night

All creatures great and small, welcome to the Moon Theater

Mr Moon

I have Judith from the bank

What

Oh, no, no

Tell her I’ll call her back in the morning

I cant

She’s right here

Judith

Hello

I work for a bank, not a charity

And if your accounts are not settled by the end of the month

Okay

Judith

I personally guarantee by the end of this month this show is going to be the biggest hit this city has ever seen

Mr Moon, none of your shows have ever worked

None of them

You’ve had your chances

Now settle your accounts or we will repossess this property

Okay

Toodleoo

What are you gonna do, Mr Moon

Honestly

Uh, I have no idea

Are you wearing a Speedo, Eddie

What are you

Eddie, is everything all right

Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, Ma

So, what, you live in the pool house now

Yeah, my folks want me to be more, you know, independent, I guess

They even hooked me up with this life coach dude

Life coach

Yeah

I guess hes gonna help me find my purpose in life

I thought I had one, but, turns out, it wasn’t the right one or something

I don’t know

Anyway, he’s got me on this whole schedule thing

It’s like, Mondays, take out the recycling

Tuesdays, mow the lawn

Wednesdays, go visit Nana

Thursdays, clean the pool

It’s like, don’t we have people to do all this stuff

Whoa, whoa

Back up

Your nana is still alive

Oh, yeah

And shes rich, right

She’s loaded

But trust me, you don’t wanna go near my nana

She is one mean sheep

Now fade up the spot

Good

Lower the moon

Coffee

Thank you, Miss Crawly

Okay, that’s normal

Just needs a knock

See

You’re getting it

Anyone seen my glass eye

The darn thing keeps popping out

Whoa

You almost killed me, Jumbo

It wasn’t me

Oh, is that so

Pete

Pete, you’re gonna be all right, okay

Just hang in there, buddy

Ricki

Kai

Why aren’t you guys rehearsing

Were through

They said I’m an intolerable egomaniac

I don’t even know what that means

All right

Were two acts down

Give me some good news, Miss Crawly

Oh, it’s not as bad as it looks

Oopsiedaisy

Meena, how would you like to reaudition for the show

Really

Well, yeah

Great

I mean, no

What

I mean, yes, I can sing

But, no, I get so nervous and I cant do it

I mean, I would totally do it, but

No, I

No

I’m gonna take that as a maybe

Great

Look, they’re back

Were gonna come back to this, Meena

Listen, guys, forget what I said before

You are very talented

Please, join the show

Okay

Yes

No

Here

What

Hey, no

Wait, wait, wait

Don’t go

Oh

What is this for

Now, we use this to follow the steps