بخش 02

Ow! Dingdang it all!

Ha! I’ve got ya now.

Come back here, you little varmint!

Excuse me. Coming through.

Uhoh.

Uhoh.

My milk! Oh, no!

Abigail, wait! Amos Slade!

I’ve gotcha now!

Uhoh.

Amos Slade, I told you to keep your beast away from my Tod!

That mangy hound of yours just cost me a bucket of milk!

Your fox was after my chickens, Tweed! What do I care about your milk?

Well, as long as you’re wasting my milk, you may as well have some pie to go along with it.

What the dickens are you…

Bad dog, Copper!

You are a very bad dog!

Well, you can just forget about the fair, Copper.

Oh, dagnabit.

You couldn’t find a rabbit at a petting zoo on Easter Sunday.

There. That oughta keep you out of trouble.

Let’s go, Chief. Fair’s awaitin’.

Aw, you’ll get it one day, boy.

You just gotta grow up a little, is all.

He got you over a barrel, huh?

Well, say something.

There’s nothing to say.

It’s just what I’m good for, nothing.

You’re real good at getting into trouble.

‘Course you’re good at something, Copper.

We just gotta figure out what.

You know what you need? A little fun.

I wonder if there’s a county fair around here.

Come to think of it, there is!

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a little tied up right now.

Nothing a fox can’t fix.

Whoohoo!

What do you wanna do first? Everything.

Mom! Fireworks, fireworks!

Balloons! Ice cream! Come on!

Fireworks. Oh, yeah.

We’ve gotta see ‘em. Smack at sundown.

Shake on it!

There’s that sound again.

Sounds pretty good.

Sounds like somebody got their tail stuck in a door.

Voice like an angel… with looks to match.

Oh, please.

Aah! Oh!

Oh, my poor…

Darn this onehorse, twobit, freetiming fair!

Now, Dixie, it ain’t like it smacked your singing. Can we get back to rehearsing?

I refuse to work under these conditions.

Uhoh. Here we go. Well, I’ll tell you what, Dixie.

You rehearse, and afterwards I’ll give that piece of wood a good old talkingto.

I got two bones on Dixie. I’ll cover that.

It just so happens I am a professional, and my standards…

Oh, now, Dixie, darling,

you put on that same old record every day. Ain’t it just about wore out by now?

You have some nerve talking to me that way.

If your ear were any more tin, they could can beans with it.

Well, you listen to me, Miss Fancy Tail. In a couple of days, we will be in front of that talent scout from the Grand Old Opry.

I get possibly maimed for life, and all you can talk about is the Grand Old Opry?

Now, Dixie… I’ll be in my trailer.

Darling, we got a show to do. You can’t just walk…

…away.

Sometimes I dislike that woman.

If they disliked each other any more, they’d have to get hitched.

We’re o… Ooh!

Sorry, fellas.

Oh, I can tell right now, this is gonna be the worst show of all time!

It’s gonna be the worst!

OK, let’s have fun out there!

Cash, who will sing Dixie’s part? Just give me a second.

I do a pretty good Dixie. Waylon, I don’t picture you doing Di…

Sit!

OK. Here’s the good news.

Granny Rose, you are singing Dixie’s part.

Me? Oh, she’s gonna love this one.

We have a real treat for you now.

Lyle Snotgrass and The Singin’ Strays.