بخش 01

All right, everyone!

This is a stickup!

Don’t anybody move!

Now empty that safe.

Money, money, money!

Stop it!

Stop it, you mean old potato.

Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

Help!

Baa!

Help us!

Oh, no, not my sheep!

Somebody, do something!

Reach for the sky.

Oh, no!

Sheriff Woody!

I’m here to stop you, OneEyed Bart.

How’d you know it was me?

Are you gonna come quietly?

You can’t touch me, Sheriff.

I brought my attack dog with the builtin force field.

Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs.

You’re going to jail, Bart.

Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.

You saved the day again, Woody.

You’re my favorite deputy.

Come on, let’s wrangle up the cattle.

Round ‘em up, cowboy.

Yee-haw!

Hey, cowboy!

Come on, Woody.

All right!

Wow!

Cool!

What do you think?

Oh, this looks great, Mom!

Okay, birthday boy.

We saw that at the store!

I asked you for it!

I hope I have enough places.

Wow, look at that!

That’s so.

Oh, my gosh, you got.

One, two, four.

Yeah, I think that’s going to be enough.

Can we leave this up ‘til we move?

Well, sure.

We can leave it up.

Yeah!

Now go get Molly.

Your friends are gonna be here any minute.

Okay!

It’s party time, Woody.

Yeehaw!

Howdy, little lady.

Somebody’s poisoned the water hole.

Come on, Molly.

Oh, you’re getting heavy.

See you later, Woody!

Pull my string!

The birthday party’s today?

Okay, everybody, coast is clear!

Ages three and up.

It’s on my box.

Ages three and up.

I’m not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

Hey, Hamm, look.

I’m Picasso!

I don’t get it.

You uncultured swine.

What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?

Uh, hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

Sir!

No, sir!

Okay.

Hey, thank you.

At ease.

Hey, uh, Slinky?

Right here, Woody.

I’m red this time.

No, SSlink.

Oh, well, all right.

You can be red if you want.

N Not now, Slink.

I got some bad news.

Bad news?

Shh, shh, shh!

Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.

Got it.

Be happy!

Staff meeting, everybody!

Snake, Robot, podium, please.

Hey, Etch.

Draw!

Oh!

Got me again.

Etch, you’ve been working on that draw.

Fastest knobs in the West.

Uh, got a staff meeting, you guys.

Come on, let’s go.

Now, where is that.

Oh.

Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

Uh, how’re you doin’, Rex?

Were you scared?

Tell me honestly.

I was close to being scared that time.

Oh, I’m going for fearsome here, but I just don’t feel it!

I think I’m just coming off as annoying.

Ow!

Oh, hi, Bo.

Hi.

I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin’.

What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Oh, yeah.

I.

Remember, I’m just a couple of blocks away.

Come on, come on.

Smaller toys up front.

Hey, Woody, come on.

Oh, thanks, Mike.

Okay.

Oh, whoa.

Step back.

For crying out loud.

Okay.

Thank you.

Hello.

Check.

That better?

Great.

Everybody hear me?

Up on the shelf, can you hear me?

Great.

Okay, first item today uh, oh, yeah, has everyone picked a moving buddy?

What?

Moving buddy?

You can’t be serious.

Well, I didn’t know we were supposed to have one already.

Do we have to hold hands?

Oh, yeah.

You guys think this is a big joke.

We’ve only got one week left before the move.

A moving buddy.

If you don’t have one, get one!

All right, next.

Uh, oh, yes.

Tuesday night’s plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was, I think, a big success, and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.

Thank you, Mr. Spell.

You’re welcome.

Okay.

Uh, oh, yes.

One, uh, minor note here.

Andy’s birthday party has been moved to today.

Uh, next we have.

Wait a minute.

What do you mean the party’s today?

His birthday’s not ‘til next week!

What’s goin’ on down there?

Is his mom losin’ her marbles?

Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move.

I’m not worried.

You shouldn’t be worried.

Of course Woody ain’t worried.

He’s been Andy’s favorite since kindergarten.

Hey, hey.

Come on, Potato Head.

If Woody says it’s all right, then, well, darn it, it’s good enough for me.

Woody has never steered us wrong before.

Come on, guys.

Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?

I just don’t think I could take that kind of rejection!

Hey, listen.

No one’s getting replaced.

This is Andy we’re talking about.

It doesn’t matter how much we’re played with.

What matters is that we’re here for Andy when he needs us.

That’s what we’re made for, right?

Pardon me.

I hate to break up the staff meeting, but they’re here!

Birthday guests at three o’clock!

Stay calm, everyone!

Hey!

Uh, meeting adjourned.

Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents?

I can’t see a thing.

Yes, sir.

We’re next month’s garage sale fodder for sure.

Any dinosaur shaped ones?

Oh, for crying out loud.

They’re all in boxes, you idiot.

They’re getting bigger!

Wait, there’s a nice little one over there.