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Continue straight.

In half a mile, turn right onto Bay Street.

What is that, -It’s a curb.

It’s just a curb.

It’s a proximity sensor.

Just a speed bump, It’s just a speed bump.

Turn right here.

Are we off the road, -No, there’s something.

I think it must be just a truck, -Just go around.

Keep going around it, -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What was that?

Is somebody else driving out there?

Charlie, breathe, - Shit, Fuck this shit.

Get the fuck out, -Charlie, Calm down.

Guys, stop touching him.

Look at me, You have to be quiet, -Shut him up.

Fuck, We’re not gonna make it.

Calm down, Calm down.

Oh, shit, - Everybody, hold on.

Hold on to something, Gonna move!

Hold on!

That’s not a fucking speed bump!

Fuck, it’s stuck, -Hold on.

Turn left here, - Slow down, Slow down!

You have arrived.

What the fuck?

And after all this, we’re supposed to get out now?

Lucky us.

On three, One, - I’m ready now.

two, three.

What was that, What did I just hit?

That’s just a pillar.

Okay, Where’s the–

The door should be just a couple of paces up, man.

I’m lost, - Towards your left.

Left, Left, I’m lost.

Come on, you guys, - I’m lost.

Oh, here, Here, - Okay, Okay.

You’re in, -No.

Okay, Wait, Almost got it.

Okay, I got it.

Go on.

All right, We’re in.

Hello, -Shh, Shh!

I’ll check the windows.

Here we go, Here we go.

All right, I think we’re clear, You can take ‘em off.

Oh, my God.

Jack-fucking-pot, -Yeah.

Where are the canned goods, -Aisle two.

Toilet paper, -Five.

Fuck that, Where’s the booze, -It’s in seven.

Let’s not forget, We have limited space, Stick to non-perishables, the necessities.

Where are the electronics, -Go to six.

Six, All right, Cool, Thank you.

I’m not cleaning this shit up.

Sweet.

Boy, I’m glad I tagged along.

This is truly the happiest place on Earth.

I know, You’re not kidding!

It’s, uh, my baby shower gift to you.

Why, thank you.

Yeah.

So, my sister is expecting her fourth, so

Oh, my God, She’s a saint.

Yeah, she is.

And I’m always touching her belly.

It’s calming.

Yeah, it’s nature’s dirty little trick.

Is your sister in Sacramento?

Yeah, -Yeah?

Yeah.

What about you, Where did you– Where did you grow up?

Oh, just outside of Stockton.

Stockton, -Yeah.

We raised horses, -On a real ranch?

Well, my daddy was a real cowboy, -That’s–That’s how you learned your

What, -little shotgun trick.

Yeah, I had an interesting childhood.

Hmm.

Ah, but Stockton wasn’t all that far from Sacramento.

No, Just down 99.

Just down Highway 99, -Worlds apart, right?

Still we could’ve met some other way.

Sure.

Could have been your babysitter.

My hot babysitter.

You’re, You’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die.

Possibly.

How did you guys get so lucky?

Huh?

Hi.

Hi, there.

So sleepy.

Attention, all shoppers, come to aisle seven, please.

I have a big, big, big, big, big announcement to make.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, -Yes, Douglas.

I would like to take this opportunity to make a toast to all of us

because all of us, collectively, are making the end of the world

great again, Yeah!

Birdies.

I mean, don’t you doofuses get it?

Uh, we could just stay here.

We have a year’s supply of food and drink right here.

We don’t ever have to pay and we shouldn’t ever leave.

And what are they gonna do at Greg’s, Starve?

Better them than us.

We have everything we need to live here, Everything.

There is no statistical, logical, or legal argument for trying to get back there.

We’re not assholes.

And we’re not staying.

What is it?

Somebody let me out of here, - Charlie, what’s behind there?

It’s a loading dock.

Hello?

Please let me in.

Speak up, I can’t hear you.

Please let me in.

Cover your eyes.

What, - I’m gonna open the door.

No, - There’s a person out there.

I have to open the door.

Okay.

Okay, Uh

Okay.

Hello, -Hello.

Please let me in, I’m trapped.

Wait, wait, wait, Is that, Fish Fingers, is that you?

Charlie, yeah, it’s me, - Who’s Fish Fingers, Charlie?

He works here at the supermarket with me, He works in the seafood department.

He’s been to prison and he’s a bit crazy, but he’s always nice to me.

How did you get there, man, -I got.

, I got, They tricked me!

Who’s they?

Who you talking about, Are you there alone?

They tricked me and they left me to rot here.

Who left you to rot, What are you talking about?

You guys, there’s something wrong.

There’s something wrong!

Please let me in, I’m trapped, -Hey, Hey, Hey.

What are you doin’, Fish Fingers, What are you doing, man?

Look at it, It wants you to see it, Let me in!

He’s too strong, I can’t hold him.

Let me in!

Shit!

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

Fuck, Ah!

Charlie, wait!

Look at it, Charlie, It’s beautiful.

Charlie, -Charlie!

Charlie, - Charlie!

Oh, shit, - Oh, fuck.

Fuck!

We gotta go.

We gotta move, Come on, Let’s go.

Let’s get out of here.

Please, Please let me in.

How is that guy alive in there?

Please let me in.