6بخش

Hi, Felix!

Oh, my God, Look at all this stuff.

Birdies, - Yeah, they, uh

They seem to sense when the creatures are around.

Where’s Charlie?

Another novel I won’t have to read.

He saved us, you fucking asshole.

I know what you think of me, what everybody thinks of me.

You know, in the divorce petition

my first wife said that to call me a creep would be an affront to creeps everywhere.

My second wife said she no longer feared going to hell,

‘cause it couldn’t possibly be worse than being married to me.

Think I would have loved them.

Maybe.

And then Lydia.

Third time really was the charm for me.

She was the kindest person I ever met.

But I’m here and she’s gone, You know why that is?

Because, in the end, there are only two types of people.

The assholes and the dead.

God, you sound like my father.

Like your father, Why?

Was he a towering intellect given to dispensing wisdom to undeserving fools?

Yes, he was fluent in asshole as well.

And just like you, he blamed everything he did on some deeper meaning,

convoluted conspiracy theories and

how it was everybody else’s fault when he was clearly in the wrong.

But, you know, once my sister and I realized it was just an excuse

to treat his family like shit, it made life a little easier.

You know what though, I see one difference between us.

Hmm?

I’m never wrong.

You are

You’re two pricks in a pod.

Do I look like him as well?

Mm

Not really.

He wasn’t exquisitely handsome, -It’s not that, it’s just

the hair, the hair is different.

The hair, -Yeah.

He had some.

Oh.

Oh, I can’t.

Oh, come on, the world is ending.

I really don’t think a quarter-ounce of whiskey’s gonna tip the scales, do you?

Well

I hope you’re wrong.

About the assholes and the dead.

I hope there is more.

Here’s to hoping there is more.

Close the garage, - I’ve got it.

Wait, Wait, Wait.

Cover your eyes, - Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay, It’s closed, It’s closed.

Sons of bitches.

Where’s the goddamn car?

You guys, You guys, where are Lucy and Felix?

Fuck.

You stopped rowing.

I’m just taking a break.

How much longer?

A few hours.

Ah!

Malorie!

Malorie, Malorie!

Help!

Malorie!

Are you okay, Are you okay, -Yes.

I’m cold, -I know, I know you’re cold, Hold on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, All the food and blankets, God damn it!

I’m sorry, - No, no, it’s

Hold on.

Okay, All right.

Okay, - I’m so cold.

We’re gonna get you warmed up, okay, We’re gonna get you warmed up.

Put this around you.

Keep your blindfolds on, Stay tight.

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that?

Lay down on the bottom of the boat, Lay down, really flat.

I need you to be quiet, I’m gonna leave the birds with you.

I’m gonna cover you up, but do not make a sound and do not leave this boat.

Understand, Do not leave this boat!

Shit.

Malorie.

Malorie.

Malorie.

Something is wrong with Malorie.

Malorie.

Ah, Ah!