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look out, Baby Brent

Baby Brent Sardines.

Handpacked in Swallow Falls.

As your mayor, I know it’s time to put our sardinecanning past behind us and look to the future.

Sardine tourism

That’s why, without consulting anyone, I spent the entire town budget on the thing that is under this tarp, which I will be unveiling today, at noon.

Featuring a live appearance by Baby Brent himself.

What is up, everybody?

Hey, Hey, it’s Baby Brent.

What you doing?

Stacking cans with me on them as a baby?

Anyways, who wants to watch me cut the ribbon at the mayor’s unveiling thing?

I’ll be using these bad boys to help save the town.

All right, you guys.

Sardines, yeah.

Swallow Falls forever

Oh, What a delight.

Listen, you, uh, Maybe you wanna go to that unveiling?

You know, Dad, why don’t you go ahead.

I’ll, uh, I’ll hold down the fort here.

Really?

You sure you can handle it?

Yeah, Dad, I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine.

Ha, All right, then.

I’ll be back in half an hour, skipper.

Okay, Bye.

This hellhole is too small for me, Brent.

I wanna be big.

I want people to look at me and say, That is one big mayor.

And that’s why this has to work.

It has to work.

Otherwise, I’m just a tiny mayor of a tiny town, full of tiny sardinesucking knucklescrapers.

But not me, right?

Oh, not you, Brent, No.

You’ve always been like a son to me.

Hehey, everybody.

Under this tarp is the greatest tourist attraction ever built by humans.

We just need 17,000 more gigajoules.

An attraction so.

Go, go, go.

What are you doing, Flint Lockwood?

Just, uh, holding my hands, uh, behind my back respectfully, sir.

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood?

No, A shenaniganizer.

A tomfool.

You see my beautiful angel son Cal?

What’s up?

I love him so much.

This is my only son.

I want him to have a bright future.

A future in which you don’t ruin our town’s day with one of your crazy science doodlybopper thingies.

Well, that’s all behind me.

You see this contact lens, Flint Lockwood?

This contact lens represent you.

All right.

And my eye represents my eye.

Okay.

I got my eye on you.

Oh, my gosh, a jaywalker.

Hey.

And I’ve arranged for live coverage from a major network and their most experienced professional reporter.

Oh, just send the intern.

She’s cute and she’s super perky.

Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson.

Intern.

How would you like to do a weather report from a rinkydink island in the middle of the ocean as a favor to my cousin?

Really?

Can you believe it, Manny?

Temporary professional meteorologist.

Whoo Okay, Manny, what about this?

Welcome, America, I’m Sam Sparks.

Hello, America, Sam Sparks here.

America, hi.

I didn’t see you there.

It’s me, Sam Sparks.

On my way across the ocean.

Now, when she gets here, I wanna see a lot of smiling faces.

Act like, Hey, whoa.

This is a great idea.

Weather News Network.

Weather news happens, or not.

Now we’re over to Swallow Falls, where our intern is on her first day on the job.

Or should I say, first gray on the job.

Looks pretty cloudy there, intern.

Hello, Sam Sparks, I’m America.

It’s Swallow Falls degrees and, uh.

Well, let’s just go to the mayor.

Thank you and welcome, national television audience.

You are about to witness an historic event, undoubtedly.

And now, here to cut the ceremonial ribbon, Swallow Falls’ favorite son, Baby Brent He’s still got it, folks.

Yeah.

I’m the best person in the whole town.

Oh Food synthesis, go.

My chest hairs are tingling.

Something’s wrong.

Well, here it is, the attraction the whole world has been waiting for

Sardine Land.

With rides and exhibits.

And featuring Shamo, the world’s largest sardine and his flaming hoop of glory.

Those of you in the splash zone, look out.

Yeah

Cheeseburger.

Flint Lockwood.

Just a second, I’m in the middle of a.

Well, looks like things in Swallow Falls are sardine to get better.

What just happened to me?

Ah Sorry.

No.

Ah You’re under arrest, Flint Lockwood.

Thank goodness you only caused minimal damage to Sardine Land.

Aw, come on.

I really shouldn’t be running with these.

Jump, jump, jump,

run, run, jump, jump, run.

Flint Lockwood

I didn’t get hurt, but that does not mean that I’m not still mad at you.