بخش 05

With today’s scoop for the Weather News Network,

I’m Sam Sparks

Flint, this is the best breakfast ever

That’s it

Researching

Roleplaying

Dialing

Waiting

Sam Sparks

Hanging up

Regretting Repsyching

Saying what I’m doing

Flint Hi, Sam, how are you

That’s nice

I was wondering if you would like to go on a da

Activity with me tomorrow

Um Okay

Great, bye

Meet me in the forest

Nailed it Gotta go, Steve

Keep an eye on the lab for me

Steve

Foster still at the plate

And nobody out

Where are we going

Oh, nowhere

I just thought it’d be nice for the two of us to go on a walk together

Like you do as friends Uh

Oh, my, what’s that

Oh JellO’s my favorite

You never made a request, so I made one for you

Flint

Flint

Join me

But, uh

Uh, how did you

I made it rain JellO in the middle of the night, then I gathered it up with the Outtasighter before anyone woke up and then I brought it here and pressed it into a gigantic custom carved plastic

Tupperware mold I made

No big deal

Everything’s made of JellO

This piano, those sconces, that ghetto blaster, that JellO, that aquarium, that Venus de Milo with your face on it next to a Michelangelo’s David that also has your face

Come on, Sam, what are you waiting for

Nothing

Whoo

Yeah

So JellO

Right Right, right

It’s a solid, it’s a liquid, it’s a viscoelastic polymer made of polypeptide chains, but you eat it

I mean, it tastes good Heh heh

Why do you do that

Do what

Say something super smart and then bail from it

Can you keep a secret

No

But this time, sure, yeah

Okay Well, it was a really long time ago, but I, too, was a nerd

Too

When I was a little girl, I wore a ponytail,

I had glasses, and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather

Other girls wanted a Barbie

I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo

But all the kids used to taunt me with this lame song

It wasn’t even clever

Foureyes, foureyes

You need glasses to see

Go on

So I got a new look, gave up the sciencey smart stuff, and I was never made fun of again

And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them

I’ll bet you look great with glasses on

Oh, I’m really not

And on they go

Oh

Whoa

What

Nothing

Wait

It’s a JellO scrunchie

And now, the reveal

Wow

I mean, you were okay before, but now you’re beautiful

No, I’m not I can’t go out in public like this

Well, why not

I mean, this is the real you, right

Smart

Bespectacled

Who wouldn’t wanna see that

You know, I’ve never met anyone like you, Flint Lockwood

Me either

But about you

Is your phone ringing

That’s weird

Someone must’ve changed my ring

Oh, it’s the mayor

Do you mind if I take this

No, no, no

Go ahead, take it That’s fine

I’m sorry It’s important

I should be going too

It’s getting late

I’m just gonna step outside

Dad, you came

I have so much to tell you

Do I look all right

You look great

Come on, let’s go

Ah

Dad, I almost kissed a girl

It’s Baby Brent, you know

It was the coolest thing

Hi

Uh oh I should be on the list

Hey, Brian

What You’re letting that guy in

That guy’s a nerd

Hey, how’s it going

Oh, thank you Thank you so much

Thank you

A toast To Flint and his delicious steaks

Ohho, thanks Thank you

Very nice place

Oh, wow

Thank you

Flint Lockwood

Earl

So, uh, no roof

Yep

You just hold out your plate

And I even made it rain your favorite

Meat

Mm

Okay

So you know how the grand reopening of the town is tomorrow

Well, the mayor has asked me to cut the ribbon

He said my invention saved the town

Aren’t you proud of me

Well, ‘em, doesn’t this steak look a little big to you

Yeah, it’s a big steak I mean, every steak is not exactly the same size

Did you even hear what I just said

Son, look Look around

I’m not sure this is good for

For people

Maybe you should think about turning this thing off

It’s making everybody happy

Everybody except you

When are you gonna accept that this is who I am instead of trying to get me to work in some boring tackle shop

Well, you seem like you know what you’re doing, then

I guess I’ll just get out of your way