بخش 03

Very well

Let us give you the proper sendoff

Minions

The highest honor awarded to Dr Nefario for your years of service, the 21fart gun salute

Uh, I counted 22

Farewell, my friends

This may take a while

Go about your business

I miss you already

Are you sure we should be doing this

Yes, it’s for his own good

Okay, we need to choose a picture

No

Scary

Weird

What is that

Good morning, girls

I have an announcement to make

Hey, what celebrity do you look like

Uh, Bruce Willis

Mmm, no

Humpty Dumpty

Ooh, Gollum

Okay, what are you doing

We’re signing you up for online dating

Oh, okay

What

No, no, no

Oh, come on

It’s fun

And it’s time for you to get out there

No

Stop

No one is ever getting out there Ever

Oh

Okay, now for the announcement

I have accepted a new job

Whoa

Really

Yes, I have been recruited by a topsecret agency to go undercover and save the world

You’re gonna be a SPY

That’s right, baby

Gru’s back in the game

With gadgets and weapons and cool cars

The whole deal

Awesome

Are you really gonna save the world

Yes Yes, I am

Bake My Day

All right, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the Internet

And don’t go nuts with the sprinkles

I wasn’t expecting that

Or was I

Ooh You got a little

Here, I’ll get it

It’s just spreading

All right, all right

I got it

Stop it

Oh

I’ll let you get it

Yeah, what you just saw there was a little something new I’ve been working on

It’s a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare and krumping

Okay, that’s weird

Why are you here

On assignment from Silas

I’m your new partner

Yay

What

No, no yay Ramsbottom didn’t say anything about a partner

Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you

But not me

I stepped up

And I’m new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway

Walla

Ya

Aah

Do you know this guy

Yes, he’s one of my minions

Oh, I’m sorry

I should have known

You are free to go

Earth to Dave

Huh

You can leave now

Oh, uh

So, what do we got

Who’s on the list

Fire them at me

First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, proprietor of Mum’s the Word Floral Shop

No, not her

Okay, moving on

Chuck Kinney, owner of StuffABear

Ooh

I don’t think so

Hello

Buenos dias, my friends

I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall

Now open for breakfast

And you are

Gru

And this is Lucy

And we are closed

This is just going to take un momenta

I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag It looks something like this

What do you think

Ooh

Oh

Look away

You, whoo

Anyway, I have to go It’s all settled

I’ll pick them up next week

Have a good day

Come by if you get a chance, okay

And welcome to the mall family

El Macho

What

But it couldn’t be

What What couldn’t be

That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho

From about 20 years ago

He was ruthless

He was dangerous

And as the name implies, very macho

He had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare hands

But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon

He died in the most macho way possible

Riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano

It was glorious

Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty dead

They never found the body

Oh, no

All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair

But that face

It has got to be El Macho

Then what do you say you and I break into his restaurant Tonight

Yes, that’s good, because I am telling you, if anybody in this place has the PX41 serum, it’s him