بخش 04

All right, all right, homework done, pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.

What’s the big hurry?

I just have a lot of work to do.

Work?

What kind of work?

Very important business.

So, hugs, kisses.

Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs blahblahblah.

But you said you’d help me practice my part forthe Mother’s Day show.

Fine, fine.

Let me hear it. Quickly.

She kisses my booboos, she braids my hair.

My mother is beyond compare.

We love you, mothers, everywhere.

Wow!

That was something else.

I really liked the way you smiled at the end.

Let’s try this one more time, but a teensy bit less like a zombie, okay?

Okay.

She kisses my booboos, she braids my hair…

Perfect!

Time to go.

I don’t think I should do this.

Well, what do you mean?

Why not?

I don’t even have a mom.

Well, you don’t need one to do the show.

I mean, you did the Veterans Day Pageant and you haven’t been in combat.

This is different.

Okay, well, then maybe you can just use your imagination.

You mean I pretend I have a mom?

Yes, right?

You can do that, can’t you?

Yeah! I do that all the time.

Thanks, Gru!

Hey!

All right.

Hey, hey, no, no! No.

Hey. Hey, please.

Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?

Dave, Stuart, come this way!

With me!

Come on!

Come on!

Oh!

Huh?

We’re stealth ninjas.

We make no sound.

Right. Gotcha.

Ya!

All right, El Macho.

You’re going down.

Wait! Wait.

What?

What are you doing?

I’m checking for laser beam alarm triggers.

It’s a restaurant!

You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set.

Huh?

Come on.

There are no booby traps.

Ha! Booby!

Oh.

There’s a chicken.

Are you lost, little guy?

You must be lost.

Ha!

Some guard dog.

Get it off of me!

Get it off of me!

Aah!

I got you!

I got it!

Ha!

What is wrong with that chicken?

Hey, that pollo es loco.

No?

Okay, let’s go.

Are you getting anything?

No, not yet.

But, hey, maybe you can find something with these Xray goggles.

How are they working?

Tell me! Tell me!

Aah! Oof!

What’s wrong?

Is something wrong?

That’s an image I’ll never get out of my brain. Blech!

I knew it!

The serum is in here!

Ooh, then let’s get it.

This is going to be good!

Ah.

Ahha!

What?

Salsa?

Aw, man.

Oh.

Somebody’s going to die tonight.

Pollito!

What did they do to you?

Pollito?

Can you hear me?

Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken’?

What?

Who’s there?

You coming out?

Or am I gonna go in?

Stop!

My eyes!

Gru, call one of your munchkins!

We’ve been spotted!

Come get us!

Hmm, subtle.

Over here!

Over here!

Over here.

Hold tight!

I have you now!