بخش 07

No. You’re the best kid in the world.

We didn’t start the fire. It was the tower.

That’s a very unsafe tower. You’re lucky we don’t call the authorities.

Let’s go, my hero.

Cebause I’m Batman! To the Batmobile!

Yes. To the.

Sorry about all that stuff. I guess they thought you’d like it.

Why do I feel so weird here?

No, hon. They’re being weird.

I think they’re just trying to help me.

I mean, I grew up knowing nothing living inside that hotel.

And you learned about everything growing up in Santa Claus.

Santa Cruz. But, uh.

Maybe if Dennis grows up away from Transylvania,

he won’t be so freaky; Like me.

Are you nuts? Mavis, you’re a blast.

You’re so full of life and curious about everything.

If Dennis grows up to be just like you,

I’ll be the luckiest dad in the world.

I love you, Johnnystein.

You know what?

As long as were all together, we’ll be happy anywhere.

Even at the hotel.

Yes!

What are you doing?

Check out this video my friend sent me.

This kid is an awesome daredevil.

Oh, dude!

Did you get it?

Wait! Is that Dennis?

No! Is it? No. It’s just hard to see. But.

Oops. Just deleted it. So, it’s gone.

What? It’s Mavis. I’m not answering it.

Come on, Drac. You have to.

All right!

Yes, honeybunch.

Dad? Where are you?

Um. We’re outside the hotel having a little cookout.

It’s perfectly safe.

What’s that noise? Is that a siren?

Oh, those are just some wailing banshees checking in.

Quiet, you banshees.

We’re trying to have a perfectly safe cookout over here.

Mommy! I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy!

Papa Drac just tried to teach me how to fly.

Wait a minute. Is that the mother?

Oh, no. Static again.

I am coming back to the hotel right now.

And you better be there or I swear, Dad, you’re gonna be very sorry.

What’s goin on?

We need to get home right away.

Okay. I’ll go wake up my backpack.

Guys, we gotta move.

We got no car! How we gonna get out of here?

Don’t worry. I made a call.

I’m sorry, Blobby. We really meant to call you sooner.

Hit it!

Transylvania.

You want to go where?

Transylvania. As soon as possible.

We don’t fly direct to Transylvania.

You don’t?

You can go to Bucharest, but you’ll have to

switch planes in Chicago and then Zurich.

So, when would we get there?

Well, the Chicago flights delayed due to bad weather.

So, two seats in coach?

No!

No! Yes.

You have to go now? When we finally have no traffic.

You’re killing me, Blobby.

I still have some cloud on me. Gotta do a selfie!

Johnny! Not now!

Okay. Maybe later.

This scooter things out of juice. We’re never gonna make it.

Frank, blow.

Now!

How fun is this? Why are you laughing? You like that?

Watch this.

Coochiecoochiecoochiecoo!

Now this is flying, Denisovich.

Like a vampire.

That’s my boy. Look at you go.

You’re the coolest guy who wears a cape, Papa Drac.

So, hey, when are you going to get here already?

We’ve been waiting.

Give me my son.

We just went out for some avocados.

Mommy! I flew!

I saw.

Mothers already nutsy koo koo

Nutsy koo koo

Koo koo Oh, dear. Oh, dear

Oh, my devil I have to follow protocol

That ain’t happening That ain’t happening

Mothers already

Koo koo

Koo koo

I was worried Dennis wasn’t safe around other monsters.

Now I don’t even feel like he’s safe around you.

But I was just.

What was it you said?

Human, monster, unicorn. That it didn’t matter?

Well, I just know his life would.

We’ll have his birthday party here on Wednesday.

Then were moving.

Please, Mavey. Don’t leave.

Maybe you’ve let humans into your hotel, Dad.

But I don’t think you’ve let them into your heart.