بخش 08

I can do it.

I can do it.

I’m a bat. I’m a bat.

I’m a bat.

I’m a bat. I’m a bat!

Dennis?

What are you doing, sweetie?

Uh. Nothing.

Careful. Let me help you down from there.

Are you getting excited about your big party?

I guess so.

You know who’s coming?

Daddy’s whole family.

Grandpa Mike and Grandma Linda.

All your cousins and aunts and uncles who love you so much.

And then they’re gonna be with us when we move to California.

Mommy, are we going away cebause I’m not a monster?

What?

No. Dennis, of course not.

It’s just grownup stuff.

Okay.

But what about Papa Drac?

He’s gonna be here all alone.

Papa Drac has to stay here to run the hotel.

But he’ll visit us.

And we’ll visit him.

Can we call him every night?

Sure.

Awesome!

Hello. We’re here.

The night brings Johnny’s family here

To take away all that Drac holds dear

Welcome, welcome.

Hide your feelings

Keep them all inside

Dude, why do you wanna leave?

This place is out of control.

I don’t wanna leave.

All these awesome freakazoids!

So, who’s the coolest monster?

Kakie.

Kakie.

Kakie.

What a wussbag.

Isn’t it nice to have the whole family together?

Mavis, do you have any cousins or thingies in your family?

No. It’s just been me and Dad.

I never did ask how you lost your mom.

She was killed by angry humans.

Awkward

But there is my Grandpa Vlad.

Oh, you have a grandpa?

Yeah. He’ll be at the party.

I invited him.

You invited him?

Dad, he’s never seen Dennis.

I wanted them to meet once before we go.

Sure.

Great. Peachy. Good old Vlad.

Anybody have a wet wipe?

Holy rabies.

He finally invites me to something.

He’s got a grandkid?

And he never told you?

Easy, Bela. At least there’s another vampire in the family.

It’s at a hotel?

Fancy schmancy.

Hotels are for humans!

Bela, shut your blood hole.

Look what you started.

Don’t worry, gang.

I raised my son to hate and kill and steal the souls of humans

like a good boy.

Yes, Grandpa Vlad will be so happy

when he sees the big masquerade party Johnny and I have planned.

What?

Play along.

It’s my dad.

You have a dad?

That’s funny.

Listen to me. My dad cannot know you’re a human.

Or any of your family.

What? But, Drac, I’m proud that we’re.

Or he’ll steal your family’s souls and eat your backpack.

That’s right, gang.

We’re gonna make the birthday a monster masquerade party.

Really?

Oh, that’s lovely.

Sort of like a last hurrah before Dennis gets to be with normal people.

I couldn’t have said it better.

What do you think, Mavis?

I think I’m starting to like being creepy.

You’re lucky we don’t call the authorities.

Let’s go, my hero.

Cebause I’m Batman!

Yes! To the Batmobile!

Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman.

Yeah. Whatever.

I’m not about to cry.

Hotel Transylvania.

I smell humans!

Tear it down!

Bela, were in the outside world.

You’re gonna smell humans.

You know what? Just wait outside for me.

This is family stuff.

You’ll only get in the way.

I just wanna meet the little fanger.

He should know his greatvampa.

His what?

Vampire grandpa. Come on.

That was obvious.

Amazing party!

So, what do you think?

This is your vampire costume?

What are you, nuts?

I ordered it online.

It was the only place that delivered overnight.

You look like you got a baboons butt on your head.

Have you at least practiced your voice?

You can’t just talk like a hippie.

I’m not a hippie.

I’m a slacker.

Talk like a vampire.

My name is Count Jonafang.

I am a vampire.

Okay, vampires don’t go around saying, I am a vampire.

Sorry. I am Count Jonafang.

Bleh, blehbleh.

Are you kidding me?

I’m sorry. I’m nervous.

Yeah, listen, if you think I don’t like it,

you definitely don’t want to say,

Bleh, blehbleh, in front of my father.

Sir, Master Kakie has arrived.

Drac, this is Brandon, a.k.a Kakie.

We got him for Dennis.

Hey, man.

Nauseated to meet you.

When does this happen?

I got a book fair in half an hour.

All right. Where’s my vampson?

Oh, please. Still has to make a dramatic entrance.

Dad! Look at you!

So you run a hotel now?

From Prince of Darkness to King of Room Service.

Yes. So good to see you.

I’ll be right with you.

Keep Vlad away from the humans and Mavis.

I’m on it.

Oh, now that is a neat costume.

These two smell funny.

Oh, you’re European.

It’s called deodorant.

Nothing like insulting an entire continent, Linda.

Hey, Count!

How goes it? Frankenstein.

Actually, I’m technically Frankenstein’s monster.

Frankenstein, he’s the doctor who.

Would love to hear more.

Call my people.

So, let me introduce you to some of your sons other buddies.

This is Murray.

Please don’t kill me!

I mean, yo, V! What’s up?

Talking toilet paper.

Well, that’s a new one.

All right! Where’s the kid?

That’s who I wanna meet.

Johnny!