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This global warming is killing me.

This is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold.

What would it take to make you happy?

This, I like

Oh, no, you won’t catch me.

No running, James.

Camp rules.

Make me, sloth

Make me, sir Its all about respect.

Water ball.

Sara, you just ate.

Wait an hour.

Hector, no, no, no, you cant peepee there.

OK, there is fine.

Ashley, stop picking your.

Pinata

Stop You’re supposed to wear blindfolds.

OK.

Hey, its my turn to hit the sloth. Mine.

Mine Mine.

Hey, you didn’t have any candy in you.

Lets bury him. Yeah

Hey, whoa.

Who said you kids could torture the sloth?

Manny, dont squash their creativity.

Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals jammals.

Wanna give a sloth a hand?

Look, I opened my camp.

“Campo del Sid”.

it means Camp of Sid.

Congratulations.

You’re now an idiot in two languages.

Not in front of the KIDZ

These little guys love me.

Right, Billy?

Dont make me eat you.

They kid.

Thats why they’re called kids.

I told you, Sid.

You’re not qualified to run a camp.

Oh Since when do qualifications have anything to do with childcare?

Besides, these kids look up to me.

I’m a role model to them.

I can see that.

You guys never think I can do anything, but I’m an equal member of this herd.

I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect.

Come on, Sid.

Sid, we were just kidding.

Hey, lets play pin the tail on the mammoth.

Yeah

Sid

I can do stuff.

Wont give me their stupid respect.

I’ll show’em.

And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy.

And they lived happily ever after.

Good job.

Question.

Why does the burro go home?

Why doesn’t he stay with the rabbits?

Because because he wanted to be with his family.

i think he should go with the girl burro.

That’s a better love story.

OK, well, when you tell your burro story, that’s what he’ll do.

Burro is a demeaning name.

Technically, it’s called a wild ass.

Fine.

The wild ass boy came home to his wild ass mother.

See, that’s why I called it a burro.

Could the burro have a grazing problem?

Then he’d be more relatable.

Boring.

It’s not believable.

Do burros eat their young?

It’s not a good ending.

Sometimes I throw up.

They lived happily ever after.

You cant get more satisfying than that.

One big, happy family.

That’s the way it’s supposed to be.

Where’s your big, happy family?

Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.

You OK, buddy?

Sure Why not?

I just thought.

Story time’s over.

The end.

out of the way

Run for your lives Where’s everybody going?

The world’s coming to an end.

What are you talking about?

Fast Tony he says the world’s gonna flood.

Folks, I hold in my hand a device so powerful,

it can actually pull air right out of the sky.

Yeah, right.

Gather round, gather round.

Pardon me, do you have gills, maam?

So you can’t breathe underwater?

My assistant here will demonstrate.

Hey, I can smell the ocean.

What are you doing?

I can’t sell that now.

You suck air through your mouth, you moron.

Through its tencel design and sturdy construction, you’ll have plenty of air for eons to come.

Of course, results may vary.

Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?

I’m trying to make a living here, pal.

It’s my weather forecast.

The five day outlook calls for intense flooding

followed by the end of the world.

And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.

Come on, dont listen to him.

Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.

Are you making an offer?

I mean, no, I would not.

Haven’t you heard?

The ice is melting.

You see this ground, its covered in ice.

A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice.

A thousand years from now, it will still be ice.

Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing,

but haven’t mammoths pretty much gone extinct?

What are you talking about?

I’m talking about you being the last of your kind.

Your breath smells like ants.

Be that as it may, when’s the last time you saw another mammoth?

Don’t pay any attention to him.

Mammoths can’t go extinct.

They’re the biggest things on Earth.

What about the dinosaurs?

The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies.

Some idiot’s going down the Eviscerator.

Please tell me that’s not our idiot.

OK, I’m gonna jump on the count of three.

One,

two.

Sid, don’t move a muscle.

We’re coming up.

Jump Jump Jump

Jump Jump Jump

Sorry.

Two and three one thousandths, two and four one thousandths.

Sid, what are you doing?

Get down from there.

No.

I’m gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator

and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect.

The only respect you’ll get is respect for the dead.

Come on, Manny, he’s not that stupid.

But I’ve been wrong before.

Geronimo

Hey, watch it.

I can’t breathe.

I think I just coughed up my spleen.