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Remember the good old days?

Which good old days?

You know.

Yesterday, last week.

Back when the trees went up and down and the ground stayed under our feet.

Yep.

Those were the good days.

Possums were possums and mammoths were mammoths.

We should get some sleep.

Yeah.

Tomorrows the day the vulture said were all going to die.

Wait a minute.

Can I help you?

Now, thats what I call respect.

Nice.

Somebody here likes Sid.

Who is your decorator?

I mean, this is fabulous.

Fire King.

Fire King?

Well, you know, its about time someone recognised my true potential.

Let there be fire.

If only the guys could see me now.

This is either really good or really bad.

No, no, no.

Me Fire King.

Why kill Fire King?

A thousand years bad juju for killing Fire King.

Super-heated rock from Earths core is surging to the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.

You’re a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution.

We have one sacrifice the Fire King.

Well, that’s not very advanced.

Worth a shot.

No!

No!

Bad juju!

Water?

Water!

Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.

I didnt do this. At least, not all of it.

Whats happening?

We overslept.

We need to move.

What if were the last creatures left alive?

Well have to repopulate the Earth.

How?

Everyone’s either a dude or our sister.

Hi. Hey, Manny.

Wow.

What a night.

You’ll never guess what happened.

You were sleepwalking.

No, no, no.

I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths.

That was gonna be my second guess.

And they worshiped me.

I mean, sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me.

You were dreaming.

Come on, the waters rising faster than were moving.

I’m telling you, I was kidnapped. I was worshiped.

Guys.

Fine.

Can we slow down a little?

I’m dying here.

It was just a figure of speech.

They just sit there, watching us.

I wish I knew what they were thinking.

Food, glorious food, we’re anxious to try it,

Three banquets a day, our favourite diet!

Just picture a mammoth steak, fried, roasted, or stewed,

Oh, food, wonderful food, marvellous food, glorious, fooood!

Food, glorious food, poached possums or flamb!

Broth made from a sloth, or savoured to souffl!

Why should we debate it?

True, you’ve nothing, but food!

Oh, foood, magical food, wonderful food, marvellous foood!

Food, glorious food, Flesh, picked off the dead ones!

We’re famished for food, soon, we’ll be the fed ones!

Just thinking of putrid meat, puts us in the mood!

Oh, food, glorious food, marvellous food, wonderful food, beautiful food