بخش 04

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Were you following me today?

Yeah.

I thought that was you.

I was hoping you’d come in and rob the place.

I have a gun.

I could come by tomorrow.

You’re so funny, Arthur.

You know, I do standup comedy.

You should maybe come see a show sometime.

I could do that.

Yeah?

You’ll let me know when?

Yeah.

Hoyt, please, I love this job.

Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids’ hospital.

It’s a prop.

It’s part of my act now.

That’s bullshit. Bullshit.

What kind of clown carries a fucking gun?

Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a 38 off him last week.

Randall told you that?

You’re a fuckup, Arthur, and a liar.

You’re fired!

I’m telling you, she wanted my number.

We should’ve just stayed.

You’re dreaming, man.

She wasn’t interested at all.

Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing?

She was in love.

get away from you.

Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.

Hey, you want some French fries?

Hello?

Talking to you. Hey.

No, thank you.

You sure?

They’re real good.

Don’t ignore him.

He’s being nice to you.

Is something funny, asshole?

Bitch!

Isn’t it rich?

Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground

And you in midair

Send in the clowns

Isn’t it bliss?

Don’t you approve?

One who keeps tearing around

And one who can’t move

Where are the clowns?

There ought to be clowns

So, buddy, tell us, what’s so fucking funny?

Nothing.

I have. I have a condition.

I’ll tell you what you have, you asshole.

groans We got a kicker, huh?

Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady.

Stay down, freak!

Hey!

Hey!

Stand clear of the closing doors.