بخش 06

You saved us, cowboy.

You’re our hero.

I got a kink in my slink.

My tail!

Where’s my tail?

Someone need a hand?

Where’s my nose?

Here it is.

Here’s your arm.

Give me that.

That’s mine.

Honey, the mustache?

I don’t recall playtime being quite that strenuous.

Andy never played with us like that.

We’re just gonna have to make the best of it.

But these toddlers, they don’t know how to play with us.

They’re too young!

Yeah, they’re sticky.

Well, we should be in the Butterfly Room.

With the big kids!

That’s right.

Yeah, you said it.

We’ll get this straightened out.

I ‘ll go talk to Lotso about moving us to the other room.

Blast. Try that one.

It’s locked!

Same here.

Try the windows.

Negatory.

It’s a Fenster Schneckler 380.

Finest childproof lock in the world.

We’re trapped!

Wait.

Did anyone notice the transom?

Oh, great.

How do we get up there?

All right, everyone.

On three!

One, two, three!

Let go!

Go!

He did it!

Yes, sir!

Way to go, Buzz!

Yeah, you think they had a fun playtime?

They might hear you.

Okay, now you start.

I.

Love.

You.

See?

That time, I said love.

Okay, now me first.

Okay, okay, okay.

I.

Love.

You.

You see what I mean?

It changes every time.

You are so smart.

Come on, Romeo.

We’re late.

I ‘ll wait up for you.

Kisses!

Come on.

Any splits?

Bring it here.

All right.

Here we go.

Come on, horsey, come on!

Come on, turkey, come on, turkey.

All right, that’s it.

No more bets.

Come on!

Right here.

Let me have the duck, let me have the duck, let me have the duck!

Here is a duck.

I won!

Ah, man!

Well, Stretch takes the round.

You lost!

Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly.

Coyote’s wild.

Here, here.

Two greens here.

Changing two double A’s.

Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits?

Any keepers?

Oh, please!

Landfill!

Cowgirl?

Dinosaur?

Toddler fodder.

But that space guy, he could be useful.

He ain’t the sharpest knife in the place where they keep the knives.

Neither are you, Chunk.

You got a little keeper yourself, didn’t you, Ken?

Hey, lay off, Twitch.

Barbie’s different.

Aw, Mr. Softy over here.

What do you expect from a girl’s toy?

I ‘m not a girl’s toy!

I ‘m not!

Why do you guys keep saying that?

All them toys are disposable.

We’ll be lucky if they last us a week.

Well, well.

Look who we have here.

Let me go!

Take him to the library!

No!

1225 Sycamore.

Woody, what are you doing?

I gotta get outta here.

You’re leaving?

But didn’t you have fun today?

Well, of course I did, more than I ‘ve had in years, but, you see, I belong to someone else.

Who’s Yidnuh?

I believe it’s pronounced Yidnay.

Guys, it says Andy.

He’s my Bonnie.

And he’s leaving soon.

I gotta get home.

Where’s home?

Elm Street 234 Elm.

You guys have a map?

We’re on it, cowboy.

Trixie?

I ‘ll fire up the computer.

Unhand me, you cowards!

I demand to talk to Lotso!

Zip it, Buck Rogers.

You don’t talk to Lotso till we say you can.

Ken?

What’s goin’ on here?

Why is this toy tied up?

He got out, Lotso.

Got out?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

This isn’t how we treat our guests.

FAO, my shorts.

There you go.

I ‘m so sorry.

Lotso, there’s been a mistake.

A mistake?

The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age appropriate for me and my friends.

We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.

Well, request granted!

But, Lotso.

Hush now, Kenneth.

This toy’s shown initiative, leadership.

Why, I ‘d say we’ve found ourselves a keeper.

Hear that, everyone?

We got a keeper!

We’re calling you up to the big leagues, son.

From now on, you’ll have anything you want.

Excellent.

I ‘ll go get my friends.

Whoa, whoa.

Hold on there, boss.

Those Caterpillar kids need someone to play with.

But my friends don’t belong there.

None of us do, I agree.

Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take on the hardships the rest of us can’t bear anymore.

Well, I guess that makes sense.

But I can’t accept.

We’re a family.

We stay together.

Family man, huh?

I understand.

Put him back in the timeout chair.

What are ya.

Unhand me!

Bring in the Bookworm.