ghost_of_oogway

Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda

Raised in a noodle shop

Never seeking glory or fame

He climbed the mountaintop

and earned the “Dragon Warrior” name

Kung Fu Panda

Master “Shifu” saw the warrior blossom

And master the skills of Bodacious and Awesome

Kung Fu Panda

He lives, and he trains

And he fights with the Furious Five

Protect the valley

Kung Fu Panda

Legends of Awesomeness

Sweet

Po, you’re next

Huh, oh yes sorry

Ha, I was uh, working on my, uh

Right

So uh, what are we doing

You are demonstrating your new skills with the Tri Bow Yao

The Tri Bow Yao

Whoa, this thing is cool

Sounds like you haven’t practiced

Napping takes practice

Proceed

But what’s the point if I didn’t practice

Proceed

That is the point

Consequences

Panda, discipline is crucial to kung fu mastery

You haven’t practiced the Tri Bow Yao

You haven’t studied the meditation scrolls

And I’m assuming

you haven’t raked the peach blossoms

Uh, define “rake”

To rake things in a raking motion

With a rake

Oh, then no

Rules, chores, training

Shifu needs to relax

This disciplinary disciplining is disciplannoying

Unlikeabannoying and

Whoa, Oogway

Is it really you

It is I, and I am me

But you– you turned into blossoms and blew away

Yes, but I have returned to the jade palace

because I’m needed

That is awesome

Needed for what

To help Shifu

No, to help you

Me Why me and why now

And where have you been and where’d you go

And what’s it like being a ghost

And why can’t candy be for dinner

I shall answer all your questions

after you prepare for the attack

Yeah but wait, what attack

No, no, no, no, no

That was a close one

If you hadn’t warned me

that they were sneaking up, they

might have beaten me

Oogway

There you are

Are you doing that spooky, cool

disappear reappear thingie

Well, I was trying to

Now, listen

Ready, master

Begin

Shifu

Great timing as always, po

Shifu, I met a ghost

And he’s awesome and he wants me to help and–

Po, slow down

Sorry

Oogway’s back

I met Oogway’s ghost

What

Po, that’s crazy talk

And I should know

I’m fluent

True

It’s not crazy

He’s back and he wants to help me

Help you

Help you with what

Training, dragon warrioring

That kinda thing

He said I needed proper guidance

This– this is wonderful news

You must bring us to him immediately

Uh, well, uh I’d love to, but, uh, actually

Yes, what

He wants me to come to the peach tree

Uh, no No

He uh, kinda sort of said that uh

he only wants to talk to me

You But I was

his

Uh, yes, well, uh, of course

He must have his reasons

Did he say anything else

Uh, no, not really

I should go actually

He said there’s no time to waste

Oh, then, you should go

Uh, sorry, master Shifu

Nonsense Master Oogway knows best

Never forget that, any of you

I should review my scrolls

So, uh, should I start with my kicks

That’s what Shifu has me working on

Kicks are important, but they are also unimportant

Oh, don’t only train

The body is like a windmill

Right and the wind is the thing with the arms that

Yeah, I get it sort of

A restful spirit leads to a restful mind

And a restful mind leads to a restful body

So

Take a load off

Oh, but Shifu says–

Shifu say, Shifu doesn’t say

Po, share your new wisdom with others

Change is coming

Have a peach

You’re the boss

Ah, panda, there you are

I was going to ask you

Oh I’d uh, love to

Good

But I can’t

What’s that

I’m uh, supposed to train with master Oogway again

Of course, I understand

Uh, perhaps I could accompany

Sorry, master Shifu

No need to be sorry

The wishes of master Oogway should be respected

Even if

Even if what

I just I don’t understand

Did he say why you

I don’t know

You mean “why me” like why would Oogway talk to someone like me

Yes Uh, no, I just

I mean, I’ve been here many years,

And very qualified to

Oogway said you’d say that

He also told me if it had been up to you,

I would never have been chosen as the Dragon Warrior

He chose me

Yes, he did, quite right

And he knows what’s best

Oogway says you gotta calm down

You know, don’t worry about

hey, Shifu

Don’t worry about being lazy

Po

This doesn’t look like weapons training

It’s not

Oogway says I owe it to everyone

to share my wisdom with them

Unh Thanks

Wisdom

And what’s that

Oogway says this gives me a better aura

Not sure what that is, but I know I want a good one

Tigress, what are you doing

Master Oogway knows best

That’s what you said

Yes, but Po, the Five need training and combat

Not aimless lounging

Do you understand your master

I understand Oogway, your master

I wouldn’t expect you to understand Oogway’s cryptic wisdom

Try me

The road to the mountaintop does not travel downhill

Yes, but one cannot fall from the mountaintop with one’s feet and backside on the ground

Of the forest Ground

The path of the lazy man leads to the land of the ample stomach

The true seer needs not walk to find followers

The followers find him

By following the leader of the followers that they find

Snakes of uh, rodents don’t eat far from their, uh

A stitch in time saves nine lives

Eenie meenie

no The road to

I mean the

Hickory dickory dock gah

Shifu is too uptight to accept that Oogway doesn’t need him

And Po is

Po is a

A

I

I’ll be in the village

Uh, we’re low on supplies

Since when does Shifu do the shopping

The seeds of discontent have been sown

Excellent

This is going to be better than I could have imagined

Uptight, me

Uptight

That’s ridiculous

Shifu, I

What

Master Shifu

Yes

How may I be of service

I have a problem with my meditation

Ah, meditation requires

Do you think you could get me in to see Po

Master Oogway, I’m overjoyed to hear of your return

If I’ve in some way upset you

Are you there

Master, why is this happening

Is my time at the jade palace over

Master Oogway

Master

Guy could get used to this

Po, Shifu’s gone

What Gone

Like gone

Like goney gone gone gone

Yes, he left the jade palace

What should we do

You’re asking me

Uh yes, I mean, you are

But, wait, uh

he’s gone gone gone gone gone gone

Yes

No

Uh, okay, what should we do

Uh, yeah, uh what should we

Uh, yeah, what should we do

Uh, let me, let me

Let me talk to Oogway

Relax Shifu has left for a reason

I told you change was coming

It is your time, Po

My time

To lead To be responsible

For running the jade palace

You do not need to worry

I’ll stay with you

And tell you everything you need to do

You can start by moving into Shifu’s room

Really

Po, take your rightful place as leader

Yes, master Oogway

What a nitwit

With Shifu gone and me pulling the strings

of my little puppet Po,

I’ll finally rule the jade palace

Am I really gonna

Shifu

Shifu

What’s this

I got rid of Shifu and the panda

Too good

Shifu

Shifu

Shifu

Shifu

Shifu Hmm

Shifu

Po, so nice to see you

Really, I really

Yes

I’ve realized how right you were

I was too uptight, but I’m happy now

I am but a humble musician

Who enjoys his leisure times

Free of responsibility

Uh, Shifu, I

I’ve even written a song that has only one note

Nice song

But I don’t think I am right

As in, I know I’m not

I was wrong to doubt you

I was all excited to do what I want all the time

And you got what you wanted

But if Shifu’s gone

does that make Po our master

He is the one that Oogway chose to lead us

It means we listen to him

It also means we don’t get up at dawn anymore

When do we get to see Oogway

Sooner than you think

Oogway

So glad to see you all together

It will make things so much easier

Shifu, I didn’t mean for you to leave

Even though Oogway says I’m awesome, I’m not sure

Oogway said awesome

Uh, yeah

Ah I’ve written another song

Look, Oogway says he’ll tell me what to do,

but I can’t lead

It’s too much

I need your help

master

Good luck with that

It’s time for my nap

Ah, another thing I learned from you

What what

Shifu

I’m sure it will work out

You chose this path, Po

And I chose mine

Shifu

Shifu

Shifu

Ah What’s going on

What is this

It’s called consequences

Guys

Po, it’s

Leave them alone

Oogway

No, you fool

Not Oogway

Junjie

New and rightful master of the jade palace

Junjie Shifu is master here

Was, but it seems you drove him away

Destroy that fool

I beat these guys before I can do it again

You can do this, Po

Don’t give up

You can’t do this, Po

Give up

Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys

I may not have Shifu’s help, but I’ve got something that you guys don’t got

The Tri Bow Yao

A masterpiece of bamboo, steel and iron

A furious fighting implement, now in the hands of the Dragon Warrior

Behold it’s wah

My consequences

Get him now

You don’t deserve to rule in the jade palace, Junjie

It’s you who can’t rule, panda

No kidding

But I’m not a disgrace to the name of Oogway

Luckily, he’s not here to see this

But I am

Oogway

Let him through, you idiots

Most sincere and regretful apologies, master

Junjie

This is such an honor, your magnificence

I’m here to restore order to the jade palace

You have shown passion for your goal, Junjie

And so, I present you with this

Ooh, ahh, but

Oogway, I should be here

Shifu deserted his post,

he refuses even to defend this place

Wrong

Shifu

Shifu

How did you

Junjie and I studied together, Po

We know a lot of the same tricks

Like this one

Sorry

Tigress

I’m your master now

Yeah Oof

Ah, I should have listened to you, Shifu

I thought I was following Oogway

I understand, Po

I miss him more than anyone

But how’d you know it wasn’t the real Oogway

Oogway would do many mysterious things, Po

But I’m sure he would never say “awesome”

Awesom