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Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda

Raised in a noodle shop

Never seeking glory or fame

He climbed the mountaintop

and earned the “Dragon Warrior” name

Kung Fu Panda

Master “Shifu” saw the warrior blossom

And master the skills of Bodacious and Awesome

Kung Fu Panda

He lives, and he trains

And he fights with the Furious Five

Protect the valley

Legends of Awesomeness

Sweet

Oh, there he is, the master

He’s coming

Oh

Master Shifu

Ah

Master Shifu

You okay up there

You seem a little, Giddy

Ahem

Po, that’s ridiculous

I am not giddy

How could I be

Everyone, master Yao is about to arrive

and this place is nowhere near perfect

Crane, why is there a footprint on this step

That’s your footprint

Stop making excuses

The keeper of the secrets of kung-fu

cannot enter on dirty stairs

Clean it

How come this door is squeaking

Why isn’t this plant blooming

Master Yao is being transported from his meditation tower

to a new home, and a stop over here is

a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

Nothing can go wrong

What could go wrong with a guy who never leaves his box

Oh, “box”

I don’t get it

When master Yao travels,

he stays in a box the entire time

to avoid any distractions

A box

Like a box-box

The entire time

Yes

Right, why is that, now

Master Yao has the greatest kung-fu mind

this world has ever know

he was the only one to ever unlock

the mystery of the secret scroll

and he did it at the age of five

At six, he invented pruning,

and became one of the few people

that really understood

how an abacus worked

But with a great mind

came great sacrifice

He spent a lifetime meditating alone

with no contact to the outside world

and he became the keeper of the secrets of kung-fu

In his mind, master Yao

holds unimaginable knowledge,

and the power of the universe

This is why he is under constant threat of kidnapping

Some would stop at nothing to get the secrets

in his brilliant, beautiful brain

This is why we must remain vigilant, alert, composed

He’s here

Where shall we put the master’s box

My room

Uh, that is to say,

the hall of heroes

seems an appropriate spot

I’ll go with you

so I can properly greet–

After such a journey,

I’m sure master Yao would prefer to rest

Of course

And under no circumstances

are any of you to disturb master Yao or his box

Even

Especially you

Why, yes

We do work great together

Master Shifu,

I know all the secrets of kung-fu,

but it was you who taught me friendship

And you’ve taught me something, too

Really

And what is that

Action figures

You’re playing with action figures

That is awesome

Hang on, let me get mine

No These are not action figures

They’re artifacts

I’m simply dusting them off

This is an artifact

Yes, it’s master Yao in his transportation box

It’s extremely hard to find

Rookie move

Shouldn’t have taken it out of the original packaging

This is just the box I play with

I also have a master Yao in a box

in its original box in the closet in a box

Boxes

Still don’t get it

Panda, please

That’s cool

I know how it is to want to let loose,

break a few rules,

and play with your action figures

I do not play with

I know, I know

I get it

You get to hang with a hero of yours

That’s me, here, every day

Just keep embracing your inner po and let it be

more on your outer area there

Uh, master Yao

I, I brought you some bean cakes

in case you’re hungry

Sorry for bothering you

Did you say something

Because I could open the box

Right

You’re right

You’re sure you’re all right

Maybe I should open the box

You could’ve hit your head in transit

and no one would know,

and, uh

Well, let me put it this way:

If you don’t not want me to not open it, just say so

Very well, then

As you wish

Master Yao

It’s an honor

Master Shifu

Ooh

You know my name

I know everything

Oh, master Yao

This is a dream come true

I can’t tell you–

What are you doing

So fuzzy

Ahh

Bean cakes

Yes

I made them for you

I’ve been locked away for so long

So many things to see and touch,

and, ooh, look at that

Just feel this floor

Oh, it’s incredible

Oh, well, if you like that, I have a throw rug in my room that

Look at that armor

Ah, that’s cold

Ah, that’s hot

Ouch

Oh, soft

Neat

Tasty

Whoo-hoo

Oh, I love this

Perhaps I shouldn’t have disturbed you

Ah, look

A door

Master

Ahh

No

Master Yao

Oh, no, no, no, no

Hello

Hello

Is someone there

Master Yao, I, uh sorry

Shifu said I wasn’t to disturb you or your box

I am Shifu

Wow, that is wild

You sound just like him

Can you yell “panda” all angry-like

Panda

You, sir, have a gift

Open the box

It’s me

Shifu

Oof

Where is he Where’d he go

What happened

I opened the box, and he went crazy

He’s gone

I lost master Yao

You lost master Yao

You messed up

Shifu actually messed up

No, I didn’t

I

Oh, yeah you did

You messed up big time

I did not mess up

Trust me, if anyone knows about messing up, it’s me,

and what we got here is one doozy of a mess-up

I

You’re right

I need help

But wait a minute

You do know a lot about messing up

Kind of a hobby

Po, if anyone can help me–

I can’t believe

I’m saying thisو it’s you

Oh

Po, I need your help

Shifu messes up

and asks me for help in the same day

Panda

Ahem, ‘course I’ll help you

Shifu and the dragon warrior together, solving crimes

Stopping bad guys

We’re not solving crimes

We’re just looking for master Yao

And now the student

becomes the master

What do we do

First, we panic

Gah

Check

Next

Get a snack

Hmm

Here

Third, tell no one

Try to fix it yourself

before anyone finds out

and calls you an idiot panda

Master Shifu

Nothing

I need you all to guard master Yao’s box,

which he is in, as is expected of him, to be

The keeper of the secrets of kung-fu

out there alone and defenseless

Well, he’s not totally defenseless

He’s a kung-fu master

Of the mind, not the body

Bad news, Temutai

We tracked master Yao like you said,

but now he rests in the Jade palace

Ah Now we’ll never get him

Shifu will never be stupid enough

to let the master out of his sight

Woo-hoo

That’s s him

Ha ha

We will capture master Yao

Then all the secrets of kung-fu will be mine

Master Yao

You’ll crash

“The clap of stillness”

Cool

I mean “impressive”

That’s wonderful

Master Yao–

Shifu and the dragon warrior

Temutai and

unnamed thug

Ooh, introductions

Wonderful

Get your hands off this flawless specimen

of kung-fu perfection

Let the butt-kicking commence

Fine, but it is your butt that will be kicked

Where’d master Yao go

Oh, look at those teeth

And that breath is magnificently awful

I love it

Your apples are more delicious

than anything I’ve tasted in 65 years

Thank you Mwah

Thank you

Thank you Mwah

Thank you Mwah Mwah

Thank you

Thank you

Oh, thank you

That’s my wife

Ooh, he’s so angry

No He doesn’t

know what he’s doing

Master Yao

He could be anywhere

Then we’ll dw him out

Rule number eight:

Sometimes the chaser

has to become the chase-ee

I, have no response to that

Master Yao’s about experiencing

sights and sounds, right

Then that’s just what we’re gonna give him

Hit it

Ooh

Two, three

Ahh

What is that wonderful music

Panda, stop this instant

We’re wasting time

Wasting time like a fox

Look who’s here

Master Yao, thank goodness

Now please, we must get you back into your box

Oh, certainly

Right after you dance

Dance, Shifu, dance

I–

I’d–

Rather not

Hm

What a huge disappointment

I’m sorry, master Yao

It’s just that–

Master Yao

Master Yao

I’m going somewhere

Master Yao, no

Come on, you’re almost there

No, just kidding

Oof Ow, legs

Ow, back

This is so dramatic

I love it

Ow, fingers

Looks like it’s time for checklist number two

Checklist number two

Yeah, for when you try to fix the problem you caused, but wind up making it worse First: Blame someone else

Second–

I blame you

Now you’re getting the hang of it

No

No

Oh

Master Shi–hey

This is your fault

Thanks to you, master Yao is in grave danger

Hey, I’m not the one who let Yao out of the box

All I’ve tried to do is help,

and you’ve been fighting me the whole way

So do you want my help or not– master

No

Ah Ooh

Enough of this foolishness

Now we go with the Shifu checklist

Number one: We follow those cart tracks

and go get master Yao

We’ll break the area into a grid

and search every square inch

Or we can just–

I’ve had enough of your ideas

Fine, but–

Eh

Tell me the secrets of kung-fu

Ooh, your horns are so pointy

Can I touch them

What have I done

Oh, relax

Yao won’t say anything

If I tell you, they won’t be secrets

Where’s the fun in that

Told ya

Very well

If I can’t have the secrets, then no one will

You have till morning to change your mind

Otherwise, your head goes bye-bye

Neat

Just stay close and

don’t do what you normally do

Master Yao, with your permission,

we’d like to rescue you now

Master Yao

Master Yao

Ah, fuzzy

Any chance we can get this show on the road here

What’s the rush

Can’t you see they’re having a moment

This way

Ha

Ooh

Your feeble rescue attempt is foiled

Exciting

I’m so sorry about this, master

This is the worst day of my life

Did you know the hibiscus flower only lasts for one day

But that day is an amazingly beautiful day

Thanks to you, today was that day for me

Today I really lived

And now you might really die

Now are you ready to talk

Of course

Let’s talk about these shackles

They’re exquisite

Uh

I want the secrets of kung-fu

And I want your outfit

Fine, then

You can take the secrets with you

to the grave

Summon the executioner

Panda, we have to do something

Oh, you’re asking me for advice

I-I’m sorry, Po

I shouldn’t have yelled at you before

Oh, it’s okay

I guess I wasn’t much help

I was just trying to get you to, you know, loosen up

Oh, this is sweet

Any last requests

Perhaps some tearful sniveling

or pointless please for your lives

Yes, I have a last request

I’d like to-dance

I- did not see that coming

You ain’t the only one

Please

I owe it to master Yao, and myself

So instead of getting the secrets of kung-fu,

I get to watch you humiliate yourself

before your untimely demise

Something like that

I’m in

Make sure his wrists stay bound

Ha Now we’re getting to the good part

Shifu

Kind of a funny time to let loose, but yeah

Are- you sure about this

Yes

All I need from you is some music

Huh

Music

I think that’s enough

Wait, I’m just starting to loosen up

Oh, I see what you did

He’s free

That was so dangerous

Love it

Be right back

Time for the big finish

Pretty sweet idea

Just channeling my inner po

Congratulations

You’ve ruined dance for me forever

Now- summon the reinforcements

I don’t suppose you have something on your checklist for this

Blame crane

Well, well

You’re quite the dancer, fuzzy

Don’t you feel better now

• Yes, master

I do

Master, how–

I did the eight-armed yangtze spleen punch

with my mind

Whoa, cool

But, uh

couldn’t you have done that, you know, before

And miss out on all that fun

So

I guess this is good-bye

Thank you both for such an exhilarating day

Oh, and fuzzy, remember the hibiscus

Live each day as if it were your only one to live

I will, master

I promise

Good

I’m very proud of you

Back to meditating

I love it

What

It was touching

I think it would be best

if we kept this entire incident quiet

Sure, as long as you let me play

with your Yao action figure in authentic traveling box

I have no idea what you’re talking about